Mulakat Ka Mazaa

"Dil mein arzoo ho gehri agar muskurane ki,
Nakaamyabi mein bhi vo shohrat dhoondh leti hai.

Manzil ka chehra saaf hai jo uski aankhon mein,
Pata-thikana khud-ba-khud dhoondh leti hai.

Itni guzaarish hai mere dost, tu maayus na hona.
Tujhko kya maaloom, teri muskurahat ko meri gazal dhoondh leti hai.

Kuch is tarah mohabbat kar ummeed-e-zindagi se,
Ki jaise teri har saans uski khushboo dhoondh leti hai."

Chahe mil nan payen hazaron meel ki duriyon ke karan,
Yaron kee e-mail main he mulakat ka mazaa dhoondh lete hain.

Courtsey - Prem Raj and Balwinder Singh

Ek Tukbadi - Premi aur Bharti Ki Anniversary Par

PREMI BHAI AND BHARTI BHABHI ANNIVERSARY PER ARZ HAI .........

Log kahete hain ki do badan hain to kya, jaan to ek hai!
larhte jhagarhte hain to kya, rai to ek hai!!

chhahe hafton tak nan bolen ek doosare se, irade to nek hain!
bhale he angry hon aapas mein, per wo anger ke moments to FAKE hain!!

hajaron waaday kiye or torh daale, phir bhi manzil to ek hai!
chhahe waqt badal de soorat aur seerat, kasam hai lakin tassawur to ek hai!!

Courtsey - Balwinder Singh "Bally"

Lehru aaya Lehru aaya !!

Lehru aaya Lehru aaya!
bhanti bhanti kee lehren laya!!

20 saal kee yaden laaya!
saath mein kuchh fariyaden laaya!!

kahata hai nahin bhul sakata woh mitra payare!
kuch civil ke, kuchh mining ke aur woh bakee saray!!

kuchh achchhay the kuchh badmash aur kuchh the meri aankhon ke taaray!
per kuchh kameenay aise bhi the jinhone meri MESS ke paise maaray!!

baliharee houn Lloyd bhaiyaa ke MBM PET1 Yahoo Group banaya!
bees saal se doobe paison ko wasoolane ka sadhan batlaya!!

Courtsey - Balwinder Singh "Bally"

ek bheegi bhagi ladki

Ik ladki bhigi bhagi si
Soti raaton mein jaagi si
Mili ik ajnabi se
Koyi aage na peechhe
Tum hi kaho ye koyi baat hai, hmm(repeat)
(Dil hi dil mein chali jaati hainBighdi bighdi chali aati hain) -2
Doondh laut ti huwi balka ti huwi
Saawan ke suni raaton mein
Mili ik ajnabi seKoyi aage na peechhe
Tum hi kaho ye koyi baat haiHmmEk ladki bhigi bhagi si..
(Daagmag daagmag lehki lehkiBhooli badh ki behki behki) -2
Machli machli gharse nikhli
Paghli si kali raaton mein
Mili ik ajnabi seKoyi aage na peechhe
Tum hi kaho ye koyi baat hai, hmm
Ek ladki bhigi bhagi si..
(Tan bheega hai sar geela haiUs kaa koyi pech bhi dheela hai) -2
Tan ti jhukti chalti rukti
Nikli andheri raaton mein
Mili ik ajnabi se
Koyi aage na peechhe
Tum hi kaho ye koyi baat hai, hmm
Ek ladki bhigi bhagi si

Keep Going .......

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983. From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed:

"Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"?

To this Arthur Ashe replied:

The world over -- 5 crore children start playing tennis, 50 lakh learn to play tennis, 5 lakh learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the grand slam, 50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to the finals,

When I was holding a cup I never asked GOD "Why me?". And today in pain I should not be asking GOD "Why me?"

Happiness keeps u Sweet, Trials keep u Strong, Sorrow keeps u Human, Failure Keeps u Humble, Success keeps u Glowing,

But only God Keeps u Going.....

Keep Going....

Courtsey - Premraj "Bikaneri"

Samajhdaar

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins (1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boys face lights up, he takes the two one rupee coins and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of the five rupee coin?"

The boy licked his ice cream cone and replied,

"Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER!!

Courtsey - Devendra Gupta

Aawaaz de kahan hai

Aawaaz de kahan hai!
Premi ki duniya jawan hai!!
Aisay mein tun kahan hai!

ye raat jaa rahee hai!
premi ki to jaisay ummeed ja rahee hai!!
gar tun yahan kharha hai!
generator phir kahan hai!!
bedard yeh jahan hai!
aise mein generator kahan hai!!

sach sach bata kahan hai.........

Premi ke dil pe chha rahee hay raat ki sayahee!
Generator ke bina hogee nahin safaee!!
dil mein hai andhera aur soona yeh aasmaan hai!
bata de generator kahan hai!!

sach sach bata kahan hai............

Courtsey - Balwinder Singh "Bally"

Winners v/s Losers

The Winner is always part of the answer;
The Loser is always part of the problem.

The Winner always has a program;
The Loser always has an excuse.

The Winner says, "Let me do it for you";
The Loser says, "That is not my job".

The Winner sees an answer for every problem;
The Loser sees a problem for every answer.

The Winner says, "It may be difficult but it is possible";
The Loser says, "It may be possible but it is too difficult".

When a Winner makes a mistake, he says, "I was wrong";
When a Loser makes a mistake, he says, "It wasn't my fault".

A Winner makes commitments;
A Loser makes promises.

Winners have dreams;
Losers have schemes.

Winners say, "I must do something";
Losers say, "Something must be done".

Winners are a part of the team;
Losers are apart from the team.

Winners see the gain;
Losers see the pain.

Winners see possibilities;
Losers see problems.

Winners believe in win-win;
Losers believe for them to win someone has to lose.

Winners see the potential;
Losers see the past.

Winners are like a thermostat;
Losers are like thermometers.

Winners choose what they say;
Losers say what they choose.

Winners use hard arguments but soft words;
Losers use soft arguments but hard words.

Winners stand firm on values but compromise on petty things;
Losers stand firm on petty things but compromise on values.

Winners follow the philosophy of empathy:
"Don't do to others what you would not want them to do to you";
Losers follow the philosophy,
"Do it to others before they do it to you".

Winners make it happen;
Losers let it happen.

Winners plan and prepare to win.
The key word is preparation.

Courtsey - Devendra Gupta

Easy v/s Difficult

Easy is to get place in someone's address book
Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others
Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes

Easy is to talk without thinking
Difficult is to refrain the tongue

Easy is to hurt someone who loves us
Difficult is to heal the wound

Easy is to forgive others
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness

Easy is to set rules
Difficult is to follow them

Easy is to dream every night
Difficult is to fight for a dream

Easy is to show victory
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity

Easy is to admire a full moon
Difficult is to see the other side

Easy is to stumble with a stone
Difficult is to get up

Easy is to enjoy life every day
Difficult is to give its real value

Easy is to promise something to someone
Difficult is to fulfill that promise

Easy is to say we love
Difficult is to show it every day

Easy is to criticize others
Difficult is to improve oneself

Easy is to make mistakes
Difficult is to learn from them

Easy is to think about improving
Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it intoaction

Easy is to think bad of others
Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt

Easy is to receive
Difficult is to give

Easy is to read this
Difficult to follow

Courtsey - Shuja Kagzi

Kanjoos

Salaam arz hai,
jawab karz hai,

dena farz hai,
na dena marz hai,

na koi garz hai,
bas intna arz hai,

agar e-mail padhana
itna pasand hai,

to reply karna
aapka farz hai.

Courtsey - Premraj Bikaneri

Dharmatma - Devendra Kumar Gupta

--MALE--
Kya khoob lagti ho, badi sundar dikhti ho - 2

--FEMALE--
Phir se kaho, kehte raho, achchha lagta hai
Jeevan ka har sapna ab sachcha lagta hai

--MALE--
Kya khoob lagti ho, badi sundar dikhti ho - 2

--FEMALE--
Taareef karoge kab tak, bolo kab tak

--MALE--
Mere seene mein saans rahegi jab tak

--FEMALE--
Kab tak main rahoongi mann mein, haan mann mein

--MALE--
Sooraj hoga jab tak neele gagan mein

--FEMALE--
Phir se kaho, kehte raho, achchha lagta hai
Jeevan ka har sapna ab sachcha lagta hai

--MALE--
O, kya khoob lagti ho, badi sundar dikhti ho
Tum pyaar se pyaari ho, tum jaan hamaari ho

--FEMALE--
Oh oh

--MALE--
Oh oh
Khush ho na mujhe tum paakar, mujhe paakar

--FEMALE--
Pyaase dil ko aaj mila hai saagar

--MALE--
Kya dil mein hai aur tamanna, hai tamanna

--FEMALE--
Har jeevan mein tum meri hi balma

--MALE--
Phir se kaho, kehti raho, achchha lagta hai

--FEMALE--
Jeevan ka har sapna ab sachcha lagta hai

--MALE--
O, kya khoob lagti ho, badi sundar dikhti ho

--FEMALE--
Tum pyaar se pyaare ho

--MALE--
Tum jaan hamaari ho

--FEMALE--
Tum pyaar se pyaare ho

--MALE--
Tum jaan hamaari ho

--BOTH--
Mm hm hm hm hm hm, mm hm hm hm hm hm hm

Aalok Jain

(Kisiki muskuraahaton pe ho nisaar
Kisika dard mil sake to le udhaar
Kisike waaste ho tere dil mein pyaar
Jeena issi ka naam hai) -2

(Maana apni jeb se fakeer hain
Phir bhi yaaron dil ke ham ameer hain) -2
Mitte jo pyaar ke liye woh zindagi
Jale bahaar ke liye woh zindagi
Kisi ko ho na ho hamein to aitbaar
Jeena issi kaa naam hai

(Rishta dil se dil ke aitbaar ka
Zinda hai hameen se naam pyaar ka) -2
Ke mar ke bhi kisi ko yaad aayenge
Kisi ke aansuon mein muskuraayenge
Kahega phool har kali se baar baar
Jeena issi kaa naam hai
Kisiki muskuraahaton pe ho nisaar..

BHOOT

Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tumhe ,
door rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe ,
agar dost bankar raas na aaye ,
to BHOOT bankar daraenge tumhe.

Courtsey - Premraj Bikaneri

YAAD

KISIKI KI CHAHAT PE ZINDA RAHNE WALE HUM NA THE ,
KISSI PE MAR MITNE WALE HUM NA THE
ADAT SI PAD GAYI TUMHE YAAD KARNE KI WARNA
YAAD KARNE WALE HUM NA THE....

Courtsey - Premraj Bikaneri

PHIR ULLU

AATI THI....
JAATI THI...

HANSTI THI....
HANSATI THI...

BHAGTI THI....
BHAGATI THI...

BOLTI THI....
BULWATI THI...

AAJ PATA CHALA SAALI
ULLU BANATI THI....

Courtsey - Premraj Bikaneri

E-MAIL

DEVDAAS SE BABUJI NE KAHA,
GHAR CHHOD DO

MAA NE KAHA,
"PARO" KO CHHOD

TO PARO NE KAHA,
DARU CHHOD DO

PER AAPSE KISNE KAHA KI,
Email KARNA CHHOD DO....

Courtsey - Premraj Bikaneri

Smile

Don't Struggle so much.....
best things happen when not expected.

Don't Cry because it came to an end...
smile because it happened.

Don't spend time with someone
who does not care spending it with you.

Never Stop smiling
not even when you are sad.

Someone might fall
in love with your smile....

Smile never gets slow with Age ..

Courtsey - Devendra Gupta

HISAB

BOTAL CHHUPE DO KAFAN MEIN,
KABAR MEIN PIYA KARUNGA,
JAB MANGEGA HISAB KHUDA,
TO PEG BANA KE DIYA KARUNGA.

Courtsey - Premraj Bikaneri

NAYA TOTKA

DOSTI KARO COLLEGE WALI SE,
PYAR KARO OFFICE WALI SE,

PROGRAMME KARO PADOS WALI SE,
ANKH LADAO SALI SE,

LOVE KARO DIL WALI SE,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARWALI SE

Courtsey - Premraj Bikaneri

Dosti

Dosti Mousam Nahi.....,
Apni Muddat Poori Karey Or Rukhsat Ho Jaye.....,

Dosti Sawan Nahi.....,
Toot Ker Bersey Or Tham Jaye.....,

Dosti Aag Nahi.....,
Sholey Bhadkey Or Bugjh Jaye.....,

Dosti Aftab Nahi.....,
Chamkey Or Doob Jaye.....,

Dosti Phool Nahi.....,
Khiley Or Murjha Jaye.....,

Dosti To Sans Hey.....,
Jo Chaley To Sab Kuch Hey.....!!!
Jo Tootey Tu Kuch Bhi Nahi.....!!!

Courtsey - Furkan Ali Khatri