Mulakat Ka Mazaa

"Dil mein arzoo ho gehri agar muskurane ki,
Nakaamyabi mein bhi vo shohrat dhoondh leti hai.

Manzil ka chehra saaf hai jo uski aankhon mein,
Pata-thikana khud-ba-khud dhoondh leti hai.

Itni guzaarish hai mere dost, tu maayus na hona.
Tujhko kya maaloom, teri muskurahat ko meri gazal dhoondh leti hai.

Kuch is tarah mohabbat kar ummeed-e-zindagi se,
Ki jaise teri har saans uski khushboo dhoondh leti hai."

Chahe mil nan payen hazaron meel ki duriyon ke karan,
Yaron kee e-mail main he mulakat ka mazaa dhoondh lete hain.

Courtsey - Prem Raj and Balwinder Singh

Ek Tukbadi - Premi aur Bharti Ki Anniversary Par

PREMI BHAI AND BHARTI BHABHI ANNIVERSARY PER ARZ HAI .........

Log kahete hain ki do badan hain to kya, jaan to ek hai!
larhte jhagarhte hain to kya, rai to ek hai!!

chhahe hafton tak nan bolen ek doosare se, irade to nek hain!
bhale he angry hon aapas mein, per wo anger ke moments to FAKE hain!!

hajaron waaday kiye or torh daale, phir bhi manzil to ek hai!
chhahe waqt badal de soorat aur seerat, kasam hai lakin tassawur to ek hai!!

Courtsey - Balwinder Singh "Bally"

Lehru aaya Lehru aaya !!

Lehru aaya Lehru aaya!
bhanti bhanti kee lehren laya!!

20 saal kee yaden laaya!
saath mein kuchh fariyaden laaya!!

kahata hai nahin bhul sakata woh mitra payare!
kuch civil ke, kuchh mining ke aur woh bakee saray!!

kuchh achchhay the kuchh badmash aur kuchh the meri aankhon ke taaray!
per kuchh kameenay aise bhi the jinhone meri MESS ke paise maaray!!

baliharee houn Lloyd bhaiyaa ke MBM PET1 Yahoo Group banaya!
bees saal se doobe paison ko wasoolane ka sadhan batlaya!!

Courtsey - Balwinder Singh "Bally"

ek bheegi bhagi ladki

Ik ladki bhigi bhagi si
Soti raaton mein jaagi si
Mili ik ajnabi se
Koyi aage na peechhe
Tum hi kaho ye koyi baat hai, hmm(repeat)
(Dil hi dil mein chali jaati hainBighdi bighdi chali aati hain) -2
Doondh laut ti huwi balka ti huwi
Saawan ke suni raaton mein
Mili ik ajnabi seKoyi aage na peechhe
Tum hi kaho ye koyi baat haiHmmEk ladki bhigi bhagi si..
(Daagmag daagmag lehki lehkiBhooli badh ki behki behki) -2
Machli machli gharse nikhli
Paghli si kali raaton mein
Mili ik ajnabi seKoyi aage na peechhe
Tum hi kaho ye koyi baat hai, hmm
Ek ladki bhigi bhagi si..
(Tan bheega hai sar geela haiUs kaa koyi pech bhi dheela hai) -2
Tan ti jhukti chalti rukti
Nikli andheri raaton mein
Mili ik ajnabi se
Koyi aage na peechhe
Tum hi kaho ye koyi baat hai, hmm
Ek ladki bhigi bhagi si

Keep Going .......

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983. From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed:

"Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"?

To this Arthur Ashe replied:

The world over -- 5 crore children start playing tennis, 50 lakh learn to play tennis, 5 lakh learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the grand slam, 50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to the finals,

When I was holding a cup I never asked GOD "Why me?". And today in pain I should not be asking GOD "Why me?"

Happiness keeps u Sweet, Trials keep u Strong, Sorrow keeps u Human, Failure Keeps u Humble, Success keeps u Glowing,

But only God Keeps u Going.....

Keep Going....

Courtsey - Premraj "Bikaneri"

Samajhdaar

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins (1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boys face lights up, he takes the two one rupee coins and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of the five rupee coin?"

The boy licked his ice cream cone and replied,

"Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER!!

Courtsey - Devendra Gupta

Aawaaz de kahan hai

Aawaaz de kahan hai!
Premi ki duniya jawan hai!!
Aisay mein tun kahan hai!

ye raat jaa rahee hai!
premi ki to jaisay ummeed ja rahee hai!!
gar tun yahan kharha hai!
generator phir kahan hai!!
bedard yeh jahan hai!
aise mein generator kahan hai!!

sach sach bata kahan hai.........

Premi ke dil pe chha rahee hay raat ki sayahee!
Generator ke bina hogee nahin safaee!!
dil mein hai andhera aur soona yeh aasmaan hai!
bata de generator kahan hai!!

sach sach bata kahan hai............

Courtsey - Balwinder Singh "Bally"

Winners v/s Losers

The Winner is always part of the answer;
The Loser is always part of the problem.

The Winner always has a program;
The Loser always has an excuse.

The Winner says, "Let me do it for you";
The Loser says, "That is not my job".

The Winner sees an answer for every problem;
The Loser sees a problem for every answer.

The Winner says, "It may be difficult but it is possible";
The Loser says, "It may be possible but it is too difficult".

When a Winner makes a mistake, he says, "I was wrong";
When a Loser makes a mistake, he says, "It wasn't my fault".

A Winner makes commitments;
A Loser makes promises.

Winners have dreams;
Losers have schemes.

Winners say, "I must do something";
Losers say, "Something must be done".

Winners are a part of the team;
Losers are apart from the team.

Winners see the gain;
Losers see the pain.

Winners see possibilities;
Losers see problems.

Winners believe in win-win;
Losers believe for them to win someone has to lose.

Winners see the potential;
Losers see the past.

Winners are like a thermostat;
Losers are like thermometers.

Winners choose what they say;
Losers say what they choose.

Winners use hard arguments but soft words;
Losers use soft arguments but hard words.

Winners stand firm on values but compromise on petty things;
Losers stand firm on petty things but compromise on values.

Winners follow the philosophy of empathy:
"Don't do to others what you would not want them to do to you";
Losers follow the philosophy,
"Do it to others before they do it to you".

Winners make it happen;
Losers let it happen.

Winners plan and prepare to win.
The key word is preparation.

Courtsey - Devendra Gupta

Easy v/s Difficult

Easy is to get place in someone's address book
Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others
Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes

Easy is to talk without thinking
Difficult is to refrain the tongue

Easy is to hurt someone who loves us
Difficult is to heal the wound

Easy is to forgive others
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness

Easy is to set rules
Difficult is to follow them

Easy is to dream every night
Difficult is to fight for a dream

Easy is to show victory
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity

Easy is to admire a full moon
Difficult is to see the other side

Easy is to stumble with a stone
Difficult is to get up

Easy is to enjoy life every day
Difficult is to give its real value

Easy is to promise something to someone
Difficult is to fulfill that promise

Easy is to say we love
Difficult is to show it every day

Easy is to criticize others
Difficult is to improve oneself

Easy is to make mistakes
Difficult is to learn from them

Easy is to think about improving
Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it intoaction

Easy is to think bad of others
Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt

Easy is to receive
Difficult is to give

Easy is to read this
Difficult to follow

Courtsey - Shuja Kagzi

Kanjoos

Salaam arz hai,
jawab karz hai,

dena farz hai,
na dena marz hai,

na koi garz hai,
bas intna arz hai,

agar e-mail padhana
itna pasand hai,

to reply karna
aapka farz hai.

Courtsey - Premraj Bikaneri

Dharmatma - Devendra Kumar Gupta

--MALE--
Kya khoob lagti ho, badi sundar dikhti ho - 2

--FEMALE--
Phir se kaho, kehte raho, achchha lagta hai
Jeevan ka har sapna ab sachcha lagta hai

--MALE--
Kya khoob lagti ho, badi sundar dikhti ho - 2

--FEMALE--
Taareef karoge kab tak, bolo kab tak

--MALE--
Mere seene mein saans rahegi jab tak

--FEMALE--
Kab tak main rahoongi mann mein, haan mann mein

--MALE--
Sooraj hoga jab tak neele gagan mein

--FEMALE--
Phir se kaho, kehte raho, achchha lagta hai
Jeevan ka har sapna ab sachcha lagta hai

--MALE--
O, kya khoob lagti ho, badi sundar dikhti ho
Tum pyaar se pyaari ho, tum jaan hamaari ho

--FEMALE--
Oh oh

--MALE--
Oh oh
Khush ho na mujhe tum paakar, mujhe paakar

--FEMALE--
Pyaase dil ko aaj mila hai saagar

--MALE--
Kya dil mein hai aur tamanna, hai tamanna

--FEMALE--
Har jeevan mein tum meri hi balma

--MALE--
Phir se kaho, kehti raho, achchha lagta hai

--FEMALE--
Jeevan ka har sapna ab sachcha lagta hai

--MALE--
O, kya khoob lagti ho, badi sundar dikhti ho

--FEMALE--
Tum pyaar se pyaare ho

--MALE--
Tum jaan hamaari ho

--FEMALE--
Tum pyaar se pyaare ho

--MALE--
Tum jaan hamaari ho

--BOTH--
Mm hm hm hm hm hm, mm hm hm hm hm hm hm

Aalok Jain

(Kisiki muskuraahaton pe ho nisaar
Kisika dard mil sake to le udhaar
Kisike waaste ho tere dil mein pyaar
Jeena issi ka naam hai) -2

(Maana apni jeb se fakeer hain
Phir bhi yaaron dil ke ham ameer hain) -2
Mitte jo pyaar ke liye woh zindagi
Jale bahaar ke liye woh zindagi
Kisi ko ho na ho hamein to aitbaar
Jeena issi kaa naam hai

(Rishta dil se dil ke aitbaar ka
Zinda hai hameen se naam pyaar ka) -2
Ke mar ke bhi kisi ko yaad aayenge
Kisi ke aansuon mein muskuraayenge
Kahega phool har kali se baar baar
Jeena issi kaa naam hai
Kisiki muskuraahaton pe ho nisaar..

BHOOT

Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tumhe ,
door rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe ,
agar dost bankar raas na aaye ,
to BHOOT bankar daraenge tumhe.

Courtsey - Premraj Bikaneri

YAAD

KISIKI KI CHAHAT PE ZINDA RAHNE WALE HUM NA THE ,
KISSI PE MAR MITNE WALE HUM NA THE
ADAT SI PAD GAYI TUMHE YAAD KARNE KI WARNA
YAAD KARNE WALE HUM NA THE....

Courtsey - Premraj Bikaneri

PHIR ULLU

AATI THI....
JAATI THI...

HANSTI THI....
HANSATI THI...

BHAGTI THI....
BHAGATI THI...

BOLTI THI....
BULWATI THI...

AAJ PATA CHALA SAALI
ULLU BANATI THI....

Courtsey - Premraj Bikaneri

E-MAIL

DEVDAAS SE BABUJI NE KAHA,
GHAR CHHOD DO

MAA NE KAHA,
"PARO" KO CHHOD

TO PARO NE KAHA,
DARU CHHOD DO

PER AAPSE KISNE KAHA KI,
Email KARNA CHHOD DO....

Courtsey - Premraj Bikaneri

Smile

Don't Struggle so much.....
best things happen when not expected.

Don't Cry because it came to an end...
smile because it happened.

Don't spend time with someone
who does not care spending it with you.

Never Stop smiling
not even when you are sad.

Someone might fall
in love with your smile....

Smile never gets slow with Age ..

Courtsey - Devendra Gupta

HISAB

BOTAL CHHUPE DO KAFAN MEIN,
KABAR MEIN PIYA KARUNGA,
JAB MANGEGA HISAB KHUDA,
TO PEG BANA KE DIYA KARUNGA.

Courtsey - Premraj Bikaneri

NAYA TOTKA

DOSTI KARO COLLEGE WALI SE,
PYAR KARO OFFICE WALI SE,

PROGRAMME KARO PADOS WALI SE,
ANKH LADAO SALI SE,

LOVE KARO DIL WALI SE,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARWALI SE

Courtsey - Premraj Bikaneri

Dosti

Dosti Mousam Nahi.....,
Apni Muddat Poori Karey Or Rukhsat Ho Jaye.....,

Dosti Sawan Nahi.....,
Toot Ker Bersey Or Tham Jaye.....,

Dosti Aag Nahi.....,
Sholey Bhadkey Or Bugjh Jaye.....,

Dosti Aftab Nahi.....,
Chamkey Or Doob Jaye.....,

Dosti Phool Nahi.....,
Khiley Or Murjha Jaye.....,

Dosti To Sans Hey.....,
Jo Chaley To Sab Kuch Hey.....!!!
Jo Tootey Tu Kuch Bhi Nahi.....!!!

Courtsey - Furkan Ali Khatri

Five Simple Rules To Be Happy

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

Courtsey - Dilip Singh Chowhan

Dr J K Mohnot

Initially, worked as Asstt. Manager (Mines), Maldeota Underground Rockphosphate Mine, P.P.C.L. (Govt. of India Undertaking), Dehradun from 1988-89.

Currently working as Scientist-EII, Central Institute of Mining and Fuel Research (Formerly Central Mining Research Institute), Regional Centre, Roorkee (Uttaranchal). Joined the CMRI in Dec., 1989
as Scientist-B.

Obtained the M.S. from BITS, Pilani in year 1993 as CSIR sponsored candidate.

Awarded First Class Metalliferous Mine Manager's Certificate in 1996. Awarded Ph.D. Degree in Mining Engineering by ISM, Dhanbad in year 2003 for thesis on "Formulation of Optimum Investment Decision Model for Economic Evaluation of Mining Venture".

Contributed for excellent application-oriented R&D projects and significantly completed about 30 Research & Development Projects on Mining, Underground Space and Tunnelling Technology and
International Collaborative Projects with Czech Republic, Japan, Russia and USA.

Fellow of Institution of Engineers (India) and Member of leading professional societies and internationally travelled on deputations to Russia, U.K. and Czech Republic for scientific collaborative
programmes (and again visiting to Czech from Sept 24 to Oct.14, 2007).

Recipient of `Rashtriya Ratna Award 2001' and `Certificate of Excellence' in recognition of Excellent Achievements in the field of Mining Engineering Research.

I have been conferred the prestigious National Mineral Award-2004 in the field of Mining Technology for his mining specialised works in the areas of (a) Mine Planning and Mine Economics (b) Metalliferous Mining Technology including Environmental Protection (c) Underground Space Technology as New Applications of Mining Technology. The National Mineral Award was presented on 8th March, 2006 at Vigyan Bhawan, New Delhi by Shri Sis Ram Ola, Hon'ble Minister of Mines,
Govt. of India.

Shree 420 (1955) - Amitabh Ko Samarpit

Mera joota hai japani
Yeh patloon inglisthani
Sar pe laal topi roosi
Phir bhi dil hai hindustani
mera joota hai ..

Nikal pade hain khuli sadak par
Apna seena taane -2
Manzil kahan kahan rukna hai
Upar waala jaane -2
Badhte jaaye hum sailaani
Jaise ek dariya tufaani
sar pe laal topi roosi

Upar neeche neeche upar
Lahar chale jeevan ki -2
Naadan hain jo bait kinaare
Poochhe raah vatan ki -2
Chalna jeevan ki kahani
Rukhna maut ki nishaani
Saar pe laal topi roosi..

Honge raaje raajkunvar
hum Bigade dil shahzade -2
Hum sinhaasan par ja baite
Jab jab karen iraade -2
Surat hai jaani pehachani
Duniya walon ko hairaani
Saar pe laal topi roosi..

Mera joota hai japani ..

Courtsey - Lloyd

Jurm - Aalok Jain

Jab koi baat bigad jaaye jab koi mushkil pad jaaye
Tum dena saath mera o humnawaaz
Jab koi baat bigad jaaye jab koi mushkil pad jaaye
Tum dena saath mera o humnawaaz

Na koi hai na koi tha zindage mein tumhaare siva
Tum dena saath mera o humnawaaz
Tum dena saath mera o humnawaaz

Ho chaandni jab tak raat deta hai har koi saath
Tum magar andheron mein na chhodna mera haath
Ho chaandni jab tak raat deta hai har koi saath
Tum magar andheron mein na chhodna mera haath

Jab koi baat bigad jaaye jab koi mushkil pad jaaye
Tum dena saath mera o humnawaaz
Na koi hai na koi tha zindage mein tumhaare siva
Tum dena saath mera o humnawaaz

Wafadaari ki vo rasmein nibhayenge hum tum kasmein
Ek bhi saans zindagi ki jab tak ho apne bas mein
Wafadaari ki vo rasmein nibhayenge hum tum kasmein
Ek bhi saans zindagi ki jab tak ho apne bas mein

Jab koi baat bigad jaaye jab koi mushkil pad jaaye
Tum dena saath mera o humnawaaz
Na koi hai na koi tha zindage mein tumhaare siva
Tum dena saath mera o humnawaaz

Dil ko mere hua yakeen hum pehle bhi mile kahin
Silsila ye sadiyon ka koi aaj ki baat nahin
Dil ko mere hua yakeen hum pehle bhi mile kahin
Silsila ye sadiyon ka koi aaj ki baat nahin

Jab koi baat bigad jaaye jab koi mushkil pad jaaye
Tum dena saath mera o humnawaaz
Jab koi baat bigad jaaye jab koi mushkil pad jaaye
Tum dena saath mera o humnawaaz
Na koi hai na koi tha zindage mein tumhaare siva
Tum dena saath mera o humnawaaz
Tum dena saath mera o humnawaaz

Baazar (1982) - Dedicated to MBM 1983 PET1 Parivaar

Karoge Yaad To Har Baat Yaad Aayegi
Guzarte Waqt Ki Har Mauj Thehar Jayegi

Yeh Chand Beete Zamanon Ka Aaina Hoga
Bhatakti Abra Mein Chehra Koi Bana Hoga
Udaas Raah Koi Dastaan Sunayegi
Karoge Yaad To...

Barasta Bheegta Mausam Dhuan - Dhuan Hoga
Pighalti Shammon Pe Dil Ka Mere Guma Hoga
Hatheliyon Ki Heena Yaad Kuchh Dilayegi
Karoge Yaad To...

Gali Ke Modh Pe Soona Sa Koi Darwaaza
Tarasti Aankhon Se Rasta Kisika Dekhega
Nigaah Door Talak Jaake Laut Aayegi
Karoge Yaad To...

Courtsey - Devendra Kumar Gupta "lloyd"

Songs related with Ghar - Aalok Jain & Devendra Gupta

Gaana 30 - Chotte Nawab

ghar aaja ghir aaye badara saanvariya
mora jiya dhak dhak re chamake bijuriya

suuna suuna ghar mohe dasane ko aaye re
khidaki pe baithi baithi sari rain jaaye re
tap tip sunaata main to bhai re baanvariya

kasamaata jiyara kasak mori duuni re
pyasi pyasi ankhiyon ki kaliyaan hai ??? re
jaane mohe laagi kis bairan ki najariya
ghar aaja ghir aae

Gaana 29 - Chotte Nawab

vo aaye ghar hamaare kuda ki qudarat hai
kabhi ham unako kabhi apane ghar ko dekhate hain

chura ke dil ban rahe hain bhole (jaise kuchh) - 2 jaanate nahin
koyi bataao ki ham karein kya vo hamein pahachaanate nahin
chura ke dil

abhi chand roz pahale pahali mulaaqaat mein
vo kuchh kah rahe the hamase haath le ke haath mein
daal gaye jaadu haay jaadu baat-baat mein
chura ke dil

aaj bhi suruur chhaaya kal bhi suruur tha
itana sa farq lekin kahane ko zaruur tha
kal pine vaala mayaqade se duur-duur tha
chura ke dil

vo bhi ek raat pyaar ki ye bhi ek raat hai
aur hi thi baat tab aaj aur baat hai
jaane vo kahaan hai jo yahaan mere saath hai
chura ke dil

Gaana 28 - Baiju Bawra

nirdhan kaa ghar lootanewaalon, loot lo dil kaa pyaar
pyaar wo dhan hain jis ke aage, sab dhan hain bekaar

insaan bano, insaan bano, kar lo bhalaayee kaa koee kaam
duniyaa se chale jaaoge, rah jaayegaa bas naam

jis baag mein sooraj bhee nikalataa hain liye gam
foolon kee hasee dekh ke ro detee hain shabanam
kuchh der kee khushiyaan hain to kuchh der kaa maatam
kis nind mein ho jaago, jaraa soch lo anjaam

laakho yahaa shaan apanee dikhaate huye aaye
dam bhar ke liye naach gaye dhoop mein saaye
wo bhool gaye the ke ye din hain saraayen
aataa hain koee subah, to jaataa hain koee shaam

kyo tumane lagaaye hain yahaa julm ke dhere
dhan saath naa jaayegaa, bane kyo ho lutere
peete ho gareebon kaa lahoo shaam sawere
khud paap karo, naam ho shaitaan kaa badanaam

Gaana 27 - Gaana 26 - Awaara

(jabase balam ghar aaye
jiyara machal-machal jaaye) - 2

o dil ne dil se kaha tha fasaana - 2
laut aaya hai guzara zamaana
O,laut aaya hai guzara zamaana
khushiyaan saath-saath laaye
jiyara machal-machal jaaye

Jab se balam ghar aaye
jiyaara machal-machal jaaye

o laa ke aankhon se dil men bithaaoon - 2
muskura ke sitaare lutaaoon
O,muskura ke sitaare lutaaoon
aasha jhuum-jhuum gaaye
jiyara machal-machal jaaye

Jab se balam ghar aaye
jiyaara machal-machal jaaye

o din hain apane mohabbat javaan hai
un se aabaad dil ka jahaan hai - 2
O,un se aabaad dil ka jahaan hai
man ke chor chale aaye
jiyara machal-machal jaaye

Jab se balam ghar aaye
jiyaara machal-machal jaay

Gaana 25 - Ahsaas

sapanon ke shahar, ham banaayenge ghar

pal bhar mein, ye bana, ye gira

chaandi ka rang, hire ka rup, ghar par mere, sone ki dhup
kal tak jo tha, hoga na kal, dil ka mera shish mahal,
kho gayi, roshani
sapanon ke shahar,  ham banaayenge ghar

ghar ko bana, dar ko saja, kisake liye main hun khada
tum bekhabar,  main hoon magar, tanaha pada, patthar ke ghar
tum nahin, kuchh nahin
sapanon ke shahar,  ham banaayenge ghar

kyon ho juda, mujhase khafa, aa jaao tum, na do saza
mausam hanse, gulashan hanse, ghar par mere, aangan hanse
ro raha, dil mera
sapanon ke shahar,  ham banaayenge ghar

Gaana 24 - Adharm 2006

o~

ab mere hi ghar aayegi tanhaai
warna sun lo marr jaayegi tanhaai
ab mere hi ghar aayegi tanhaai
warna sun lo marr jaayegi tanhaai
tanhaai tanhaai
tanhaai tanhaai
ab mere hi ghar aayegi tanhaai
warna sun lo marr jaayegi tanhaai
tanhaai tanhaai
tanhaai tanhaai

jab bhi teri yaad ka mausam aayega - 4
dariyaa paar kar jaayegi tanhaai
warna sun lo marr jaayegi tanhaai
dariyaa paar kar jaayegi tanhaai
warna sun lo marr jaayegi tanhaai
tanhaai tanhaai
tanhaai tanhaai

o~
yun lagta hain raahi tere jaane se - 4
mujhko paagal kar jaayegi tanhaai
warna sun lo marr jaayegi tanhaai
mujhko paagal kar jaayegi tanhaai
warna sun lo marr jaayegi tanhaai
tanhaai tanhaai
tanhaai tanhaai

apana chehra bhoole se bhi sheeshe mein - 4
jab dekhegi darr jaayegi tanhaai
warna sun lo marr jaayegi tanhaai
jab dekhegi darr jaayegi tanhaai
warna sun lo marr jaayegi tanhaai
tanhaai tanhaai
tanhaai tanhaai

ab mere hi ghar aayegi tanhaai
warna sun lo marr jaayegi tanhaai
ab mere hi ghar aayegi tanhaai
warna sun lo marr jaayegi tanhaai
tanhaai tanhaai
tanhaai tanhaai
o~

Gaana 23 - Aangan Ki Kali

sainyaan bina ghar suna, suna
sainyaan bina ghar suna
raahi bina jaise suni galiyaan
bin khushabu jaise suni kaliyaan
sainyaan bina ghar suna

suna din kaali ratiya
asuvan se bhigi patiya
har aahat pe dari dari
raah take meri ankhiyaan
chaand bina jaise suni ratiya
phool bina jaise suni bagiya
sainyaan bina ghar suna

andhiyaare baadal chhaaye
kuchh bhi na man ko bhaaye
dekh akeli ghere mujhe
yaadon ke saaye saaye
chaand bina jaise suni ratiya
phool bina jaise suni bagiya
sainyaan bina ghar suna

aansu yuun na bahaao
ye moti na lutaao
rukati nahin hain vaqt ki dhaara
pala pala badale jaga ye saara
chaand bina jaise suni ratiya
phool bina jaise suni bagiya
sainyaan bina ghar suna

Gaana 22- Dor

Aaya re Aaya mara Piya Ghar Aaya - 6

Ho mare aangna me man mara nache re ke piya ghar aaya re - 2
Ho me to ho gayi ho gayi Bawariya re ke piya ghar aaya re

Aaya re Aaya mara Piya Ghar Aaya - 4

Saj dhaj ke me darpan dekhu khud ki nazar utaru re - 2
Chhat pe bethi Sajana teri pal pal rah nihanu re

Ho meri Gali me, Ho meri gali me
Meri gali me ye sor macha re Ke Piya ghar aaya re

Ho mare aangna me man mara nache re ke piya ghar aaya re - 2

Aaya re Aaya mara Piya Ghar Aaya - 4

Sajan aaya re sakhi me kai manvar karu
chan bharu gaj motiya, upan nain dharu

Sawan ki rimzim ye bole, milan ki rut ab aayi re - 2
Saam dhale kholega gungata, soch ke me sarmayi re

Ho chanda jake tu, ho chanda jake tu. Ho chanda jake kahi pe tu chhupaja re

Ke piya ghar aaya re
Ho mare aangna me man mara nache re ke piya ghar aaya re - 2
Ho me to ho gayi ho gayi Bawariya re ke piya ghar aaya re

Aaya re Aaya mara Piya Ghar Aaya - 10

Gaana 21 - Dhoop

har ek ghar mein diyaa bhi jale, anaaj bhi ho -2
agar na ho kahin aisaa to ehatjaaj bhi ho -2
har ek ghar mein diyaa bhi jale, anaaj bhi ho

hukumatoN ko badalnaa to kuchh muhaal nahin -2
hukumatein jo badaltaa hai vo samaaj bhi ho -2
agar na ho kahin aisaa to ehatjaaj bhi ho -2
har ek ghar mein diyaa bhi jale, anaaj bhi ho

rahegi kab talak vaadoN mein qaid Khush-haali -2
har ek baar hi kal kyuN, kabhi to aaj bhi ho
agar na ho kahin aisaa to ehatjaaj bhi ho
har ek ghar mein diyaa bhi jale, anaaj bhi ho

na karte shor sharaabaa to aur kyaa karte -2
tumhaare shahar mein kuchh aur kaam kaaj bhi ho -2
har ek ghar mein diyaa bhi jale, anaaj bhi ho
agar na ho kahin aisaa to ehatjaaj bhi ho

Gaana 20 - Darr

chhota sa ghar hai ye magar - 2
tum isako pasand karalo (darawaaja band karalo) - 2
main haan kahu ya na kahu - 2
tum mujhako rajaamand karalo (darawaaja band karalo) - 2

(ye ghar nahi ye hai ek sapana
sapana nahi sach hai pyar apana) - 2
is pyaar se lag ke gale - 2
mulaakaat chand karalo darawaaza band karalo
main haan kahu ya na kahu - 2
tum mujhako rajaamand karalo (darawaaja band karalo) - 2

(chhuna na mujhako o mere chaila
gora badan ho jaayega maila) - 2
is rang ka is roop ka - 2
na itana ghamand karalo darawaaja band karalo
main haan kahu ya na kahu - 2
tum mujhako rajaamand karalo (darawaaja band karalo) - 2

suraj sitaare ya phool laanu
is ghar ko main kaise sajaanu
phoolon se ia ghar ko main sajaanu
bolo main kya kya saamaan laanu
rehana mujhe dil mein tere - 2
bas isaka prabhhad karalo darawaaja band karalo
chhota sa ghar hai ye magar - 2
tum isako pasand karalo darawaaja band karalo
main haan kahu ya na kahu - 2
tum mujhako rajaamand karalo (darawaaja band karalo) - 4

Gaana 19 - Darbaar

luut liya luut liya

kisi garib ka ghar baadshaah ne luut liya
karuun main kis se gila jab khuda ne luut liya
kisi garib ka ghar

lahuu se dil ke jalaaya tha jo chiraag hamane
isi chiraag ko zaalim hawa ne luut liya
kisi garib ka ghar

duhaai hai insaaf ki duhaai hai
ki ek fakir ko aalampana ne luut liya
karuun main kis se gila jab khuda ne luut liya

Gaana 18 - Prem Rog

Yeh galiyan yeh chaubara, yahan aana na dobaara -2
Ab hum to bhaye pardesi ke tera yahan koi nahin
Ke tera yahan koi nahin
Leja rang birangi yaaden, hasne rone ki buniyaaden
Ab hum to bhaye pardesi ke tera yahan koi nahin
Ke tera yahan koi nahin

Mere haathon mein bhari bhari choodiyan
Mujhe bha gayi hari hari choodiyan
Dekh milti hain teri meri choodiyan
Tere jaisi saheli mere choodiyan
Tune peesee woh mehndi rang layi
Meri gori hakeli rach aayi
Teri aankh kyoon laado bhar aayi
Tere dard bhi baje.gi shehnaayi
Sawan mein badal se kehna, pardes mein hain meri behna
Ab hum to bhaye pardesi ke tera yahan koi nahin
Ke tera yahan koi nahin

Aa maaen milne gale, chale hum sasural chale
Tere angan mein apna bas bachpan chod chale
Kal bhi suraj niklega kal bhi panchhi gayenge
Sab tujhko dikhayi denge par hum na nazar ayenge
Aanchal mein sanjo lena humko
Sapnon mein bula le.na. humko
Ab hum to bhaye pardesi ke tera yahan koi nahin
Ke tera yahan koi nahin

Dekh too naa humein bhulaana, mana door humein hai jaana
Meri alhad si ankheliyaan, sada palkon bhi basaanaa
Jab bajne lage baje gaaje, jag lagne lage khali khali
Us dam tu itna samajhna meri doli uthi hai phoolon wali
Thode din ke yeh naate the kabhi hanste ke gate the
Ab hum to bhaye pardesi ke tera yahan koi nahin
Ke tera yahan koi nahin
Yeh galiyan yeh chaubara, yahan aana na dobaara
Ab hum to bhaye pardesi ke tera yahan koi nahin

Ke tera yahan koi nahin

Gaana 17 - Haqueeqat

aayee ab ki saal divaali muNh par apne khoon male
aayee ab ki saal divaali
chaaroN taraf hai ghor andheraa ghar mein kaise deep jale
aayee ab ki saal divaali

baalak tarse phuljhaDiyoN ko, (deepoN ko deevaaren -2)
maaN ki godi sooni sooni, (aaNgan kaise sanvaare -2)
raah mein unki jaao ujaaloN ban mein jinki shaam Dhale
aayee ab ki saal divaali

jinke dam se jagmag jagmag (karti thi ye raaten -2)
chori chori ho jaati thi (man se man ki baaten -2)
chhoD chale vo ghar mein amaavas, jyoti lekar saath chale
aayee ab ki saal divaali

Tap-Tap Tap-Tap Tapke aaNsoo, (chhalki khaali thaali -2 )
jaane kyaa kyaa samjhaati hai (aaNkhoN ki ye laali -2)
shor machaa hai aag lagi hai kaTte hain parvat pe gale
aayee ab ki saal divaali muNh par apne khoon male
chaaroN taraf hai ghor andheraa ghar mein kaise deep jale
aayee ab ki saal divaali

Ganna 16

mai.n to bhuul chalii

mai.n to bhuul chalii baabul kaa des
piyaa kaa ghar pyaaraa lage
koii maike ko de do sa.ndes
piyaa kaa ghar pyaaraa lage

1) nanadii me.n dekhii hai bahanaa kii suurat
saasuu jii merii hai mamataa kii muurat
pitaa jaisaa, sasur jii kaa bhes, piyaa ...

2) cha.Ndaa bhii pyaaraa hai suuraj bhii pyaaraa
par sabase pyaaraa hai sajanaa hamaaraa
aa.Nkhe.n samajhe jiyaa kaa sa.ndes, piyaa ...

3) baiThaa rahe saiyaa.n naino.n ko jo.De - 2
ik pal vo mujhako akelaa naa chho.De
nahii.n jiyaa ko koii klesh, piyaa ...

Gaana 15 - Aryan

sajan ghar aana tha -2
sajan ghar aaye hai
sajan ghar aana tha
sajan ghar aaye hai
piya mann bhana tha
piya mann bhaaye hai
har khushi hai ab tumhari
mujhe de do gam
jaaneman jaaneman - 2
sajan ghar aana tha
sajan ghar aaye tum
piya mann bhana tha
piya mann bhaaye tum
har khushi hai ab tumhari
mujhe de do gam
jaaneman jaaneman - 2

zindagi mein aaye tum chaahaton ke raste - 2
kaash yeh raste sanam kat jaaye haste haste
sone dildara tere pyar to main vaariyaan
meri ya duvaawa tainu lag jaave saariyaan
chaand ho tum chaandani se bheega jaaye mann
jaaneman jaaneman - 2

khwaabon ke iss ghar ki khair kare o rabba - 2
duur talai kalash aur bair kare o rabba
naaz se bade maine kari hai tayyariya
din raat pyar diya nazara utaariya
yeh mohabbat hai ibaadat kabhi ho na kam
jaaneman jaaneman - 2

aaghosh mein meri zulf sanwari teri
chahat ke rangon se main maang saja du teri
maahiya ve aaj mainu aaive kyon ve lagda
aashiq je sachha hove roop honda rab ka
ham yahaan hai tum yahaan ho hone do milan
jaaneman jaaneman - 2

Gaana 14 - Ghar Aa Ja

Koyal kooke kook uthaye , yadon ki bandook chalaye
bagon men jhoolo ke mosum wapas aaye re
ghar aa ja pardesi tera des bulaye reye ..ghar rpt, bagon rpt
Is gaon ki unpad mithi , pad sakti nahion teri chithi
ye mithi  tu aakr chume to is darti ka dil jume
mane teri hain kuch sapne , par ham to  hein tere apne
bhul ne wale hamko teri yaad satye re
Ghar aaja pardesi tera des bulaye  re..ghar rpt
pangat pe ayin mutyare, cham cham payal ki jhankare
kheto men lahrayen sarson , kal parso mein beete barson
aaj hi aaja ka ka  hasta , tere rasta  dekhe rasta
are choo choo gadi ki seeti awaz lagaye re
ghar ..rpt
hathon me pooja ki thali , aai raat suhago walin
chand ko dekho , hath men jodu , karvachoth ka vrat men todoo
tere hath se pi ker pani , dasi se ban jaoon rani
aaj ki rate jo mange koi , wo pao jaye re
Ghar..rpt
Oh man mitra , Oh man meeta , weh tanu rab de hawale kita..chorus
dooniya ka dastoor hai kase , pagal dil majboor hai kese 
ab kya sunaye , ab kya  kehna , tere mere beech hi rehna 
khatam hui ye ankh macholi , kal jayegi meri dholi 
meri dholi meri arthi na ban jaye re ..ghar rpt 

Gaana 13 - Dil (1990)

--MALE--
(Humne ghar chhoda hai
Rasmon ko toda hai) - 2
Door kahin jaayenge
Nayi duniya basaayenge

--FEMALE--
Humne ghar chhoda hai
Rasmon ko toda hai
Door kahin jaayenge
Nayi duniya basaayenge

--BOTH--
Humne ghar chhoda hai
Rasmon ko toda hai

--MALE--
(Tere bina jeena pade
Din voh kabhi bhi na aaye) - 2

--FEMALE--
Koi bhi aandhi ho, toofaan koi
Humko judaa kar na paaye

--MALE--
(Bas ek baar kiya hai
Maine tujhe pyaar kiya hai) - 2

--FEMALE--
Hum teri baahon mein
Jannat ko bhoolaayenge

--MALE--
Humne ghar chhoda hai
Rasmon ko toda hai

--FEMALE--
(Chhat pyaar ki, dil ki zameen
Sapnon ki oonchi deewaarein) - 2

--MALE--
Kaliyaan mohabbat ki khilne lagi
Aayi milan ki bahaarein

--FEMALE--
(Janmon ki pyaas bujha de
Mujhko gale se laga de) - 2

--MALE--
Pyaar ke is mandir ko
Chaahat se sajaayenge

--FEMALE--
Humne ghar chhoda hai

--MALE--
Rasmon ko toda hai

--FEMALE--
Humne ghar chhoda hai

--MALE--
Rasmon ko toda hai

--FEMALE--
Door kahin jaayenge

--MALE--
Nayi duniya basaayenge

--BOTH--
Humne ghar chhoda hai
Rasmon ko toda hai

Ganna 12 - Savalee

more ghar aaye baalamva - 4
more ghar... baalam more ghar aaye baalamva
more ghar
aa aa aa... (suni ratiya unn bin laagat - 3)
dekhe bina unn chain na aavat - 2
naina bhar bhar aaye - 4
more ghar aaye baalamva, more ghar...
ghar aaye baalamva - 3, baalamva aa aa aa...
more ghar aaye baalamva - 2, more....
ghar aaye baalamva - 2
more ghar aaye baalamva - 4
more ghar aaye.....

Gaana 11 - Sanam Teri Kasam

(sheeshe ke gharon mein dekho toh pathhar dilwale baste hain
jo pyaar ko khel samajhate hain aur tod ke dil ko hanste hain)-2
sheeshe ke gharon mein dekho toh pathaar dilwale baste hain

(kabhi jaan pe khel ke bhi jag mein kasamon nibhayaa jaata tha)-2
jab vaade bhulane se pehle khud ko hi bulayaa jaata tha
ab kasamein kitni jhuthi hai aur vaade kitane kacche hain
jo pyaar ko khel samajhate hain aur tod ke dil ko hanste hain
sheeshe ke gharon mein dekho toh pathhar dilwale baste hain

aji pyaar sauda dilo ka hai jo ye vyopari kya jaane)-2
ye pyaar to apani pooja hai daulat ke pujari kya jaane
apani har baat chhupate hai deewano ke phitare kacche hai
jo pyaar ko khel samajhate hain aur tod ke dil ko hanste hain
sheeshe ke gharon mein dekho toh pathhar dilwale baste hain

Gaana 10 - Awaara

Ghar aaya mera pardesi
Pyaas bujhi meri ankhiyan ki

Tu mere mann ka moti hai
In nainan ki jyoti hai
Yaad hai mere bachpan ki
Ghar aaya mera pardesi

Ab dil todke mat jaana
Rote chhod ke mat jaana
Kasam tujhe mere aansuan ki
Ghar aaya mera pardesi

Gaana - 9

Ye Tera Ghar Ye Mera Ghar Kisi Ko Dekhna Ho Gar
To Pehle Aake Maang Le Meri Nazar Teri Nazar
Ye Tera Ghar Ye Mera Ghar Ye Ghar Bahut Haseen Hai
Ye Ghar Bahut Haseen Hai Ye Ghar Bahut Haseen Hai

Na Baadlon Ke Chhaon Mein Na Chandni Ke Gaaon Mein
Na Phool Jaise Raaste Bane Hain Iske Vaaste
Magar Ye Ghar Ajeeb Hai Zameen Ke Kareeb Hai
Ye Eent-Pattharon Ka Ghar Hamaari Hasraton Ka GharYe Tera Ghar...

Jo Chaandni Nahin To Kya Ye Roshni Hai Pyaar Ki
Dilon Ke Phool Khil Gaye To Fikr Kya Bahaar Ki
Hamaare Ghar Na Aayegi Kabhi Khushi Udhaar Ki
Hamaari Raahaton Ka Ghar Hamaari Chaahaton Ka Ghar
Ye Tera Ghar...

Yahan Mahak Wafaaon Ki Mohabbaton Ka Rang Hai
Ye Ghar Tumhara Khwaab Hai Ye Ghar Meri Umang Hai
Na Aarzoo Pe Qaid Hai Na Hausle Pe Jung Hai
Hamaare Hauslon Ka Ghar Hamaari Himmaton Ka Ghar
Ye Tera Ghar...

Gaana 8 - Kucch Kucch Hota Hai

Kabse aaye hain tere dulhe raja
Ab der na kar jaldi aaja

Tere ghar aaya main aaya tujhko lene
Tere ghar aaya main aaya tujhko lene
Dil ke badle mein dil ka nazraana dene
Meri har dhadkan kya bole hai
Sun sun sun

Saajanji ghar aaye hay
Saajanji ghar aaye
Dulhan kyon sharmaaye hay
Saajanji ghar aaye

Ay dil chalega ab na koi bahaana
Gori ko hoga ab saajan ke ghar jaana
Maathe ki bindiya kya bole hai
Sun sun sun

Saajanji ghar aaye
Saajanji ghar aaye
Dulhan kyon sharmaaye hay
Saajanji ghar aaye

Deewane ki chaal mein
Phas gayi main is jaal mein
Ay sakhiyon kaise bolo bolo
Mujhpe to aye dilruba
Teri sakhiyaan bhi fida
Ye bolengi kya poochho
Poochho
Ja re ja jhoothe
Tareefein kyon hai loote
Hay ja re ja jhoothe
Tareefein kyon hai loote
Tera mastana kya bole hai
Sun sun sun

Saajanji ghar aaye hay
Saajanji ghar aaye
Dulhan kyon sharmaaye hay
Saajanji ghar aaye

Na samjhe nadaan hai
Ye mera ehsaan hai
Chaahe jo isko keh do
keh do
Chhede muhko jaan ke
Badle mein ehsaan ke
De diya dil isko keh do
keh do
Tu ye na jaane dil toote bhi deewane
Tu ye na jaane dil toote bhi deewane
Tera deewana kya bole hai
Sun sun sun

Saajanji ghar aaye hay
Saajanji ghar aaye
Dulhan kyon sharmaaye hay
Saajanji ghar aaye

Mehndi laake gehne paake
Gehne paake hay roke tu sabko rulaake
Savere tu jaayegi tu bada yaad aayegi
Tu bada yaad aayegi yaad aayegi
Mehndi laake gehne paake
gehne paake hay
Gehne paake hay roke tu sabko rulaake
Savere tu jaayegi tu bada yaad aayegi
Tu bada yaad aayegi yaad aayegi

Tere ghar aaya main aaya tujhko lene
Tere ghar aaya main aaya tujhko lene
Dil ke badle mein dil ka nazraana dene
Meri har dhadkan kya bole hai
Sun sun sun

Saajanji ghar aaye hay
Saajanji ghar aaye
Dulhan kyon sharmaaye hay
Saajanji ghar aaye

Gaana 7 - Papa Kehte Hain

(Ghar se nikalte hi, kuch door chalte hi
raste main hai uska ghar, kal subah dekha to
baal banati vo, khidki main aayi nazar ) -2
Ghar se nikalte hi ..

Masoom chegra, neechi nigahain
bholi se ladki, bholi aadayan
ja apsara hai, na vo pari hai
lekin yeh uski, jadoogari hai
deewana kar de vo, ik rang bhar de vo
sharma ke dekhe jidhar.
ghar se nikalte hi...

Karta hoon uske, ghar ke main phere
hansne lage hain, ab dost mere
sach kah raha hoon, uski ki kasam hai
main phir bhi khush hoon, bus ek gam hai
jisse pyaar karta hoon, main jispe marta hoon
usko nahi hai khabar.
ghar se nikalte hi...

Ladki hai jaise, koi paheli
kal jo mili mujhko, uski saheli
maine kaha usko, jake yeh kahna
achha nahi hai, yoon door rahna
kal shaam nikle vo, ghar se tahelne ko
milna jo chahe agar.
Ghar se nikalte hi ...

Gaana 6 - Salaam Namaste

--MALE--
paune baara baje
dono ghar se chale
what's going on - 2
soye hain raaste
yeh kahan hum chale
what's going on - 2

--FEMALE--
bulaya kisine tumhe kya
yahan jo tum lehrate aaye
kare hum jo chaahe tumhe kya
jo aaye humko samjhane
hum to chale peeche tum kyun pare
what's going on - 2

--MALE--
paune baara baje
dono ghar se chale
what's going on - 2
chalo chodo nakhre
dikhana, dikhana
duniya ka na koi
tikhana, tikhana

--FEMALE--
kahan seekha baate
yeh banaana, banaana
duniya se humko yuhn
bachaana, bachaana

--MALE--
ladki ho tum
dekhna pachtaogi
baadhi hui laut ke phir aaogi

--FEMALE--
seekha humne
jaakar phir na waapas aana
hum to chale peeche tum kyun pare
what's going on - 2

--MALE--
paune baara baje
dono ghar se chale
what's going on - 2

--FEMALE--
chalo humein itna
batao, batao
parwaah tumhe kyun yeh
sunao, sunao

--MALE--
parwaah kisse hai
jao, jao, haan jao
rahe lo akeli jo
rahe pao, rahe pao

--FEMALE--
rahena pare to chalo
rahe jaayenge
thodi kami yeh chalo
sahe jaayenge

--MALE--
to phir jao rehlo sehlo
phir batlao
hum to chale peeche tum kyun pare
what's going on - 2

--FEMALE--
bulaya kisine tumhe kya
yahan jo tum lehrate aaye
kare hum jo chaahe
tumhe kya jo aaye
humko samjhaane
hum to chale peeche tum kyun pare
what's going on - 2

--BOTH--
paune baara baje
dono ghar se chale
what's going - 2
soye hain raaste
yeh kahan hum chale
what's going on - 2
paune baara baje
dono ghar se chale
what's going on - 2

Gaana 5 - Dil Pardesi Ho Gayaa

Aaj Mere Angnaa Meraa Pyaar Aayaa Re
Aaj Mere Angnaa Meraa Pyaar Aayaa Re
Dil Ne Jisko Chaahaa Vo Dildaar Aayaa Re

Meraa Sonaa Sajan Haay Sonaa Sajan
O Meraa Sonaa Sajan Ghar Aayaa
Meraa Sonaa Sajan Ghar Aayaa
Eid Ho Gayee Meri Mujhe Chaand Nazar Aa Gayaa
Mubaarkaan Mubaarkaan Mubaarkaan Mubaarkaan
Mubaarkaan Mubaarkaan Mubaarkaan Mubaarkaan
Ho Meraa Sonaa Sajan Ghar Aayaa

Kaisaa Jaadoo Kar Diyaa Tune Jaadugar Beimaan
Meraa Sonaa Ve Meraa Sonaa Meraa Sonaa
Kaisaa Jaadoo Kar Diyaa Tune Jaadugar Beimaan
Rabbaa Rabbaa Rabbaa
Main Deevaani Ho Gayee Meri Jaan Hui Bejaan
Meraa Sonaa Sajan Haan Meraa Sonaa Sajan
Meraa Sainyo Sainyo Ni Meraa Sainyo Sainyo Ni
Meraa Sonaa Sajan Ghar Aayaa
Eid Ho Gayee Meri Mujhe Chaand Nazar Aa Gayaa
Mubaarkaan Mubaarkaan Mubaarkaan Mubaarkaan
Mubaarkaan Mubaarkaan Mubaarkaan Mubaarkaan
Meraa Sonaa Sajan Meraa Sonaa
Meraa Sonaa Sajan Meraa Sonaa
Dil Machle Tere Sang Rahne Ko Rahne Ko
Dil Machle Tere Sang Rahne Ko Rahne Ko
Pyaar Vaali Pyaari Baatein Karne Ko Karne Ko
Aa Aa Aa Aa Aa Aa Aa Aa Aa Aa Aa

Aaj Kali Ke Man Ki Kaliyaan Khil Gayee Re
Meraa Sonaa Ve Meraa Sonaa Meraa Sonaa
Aj Kali Ke Man Ki Kaliyaan Khil Gayee Re
Rabbaa Rabbaa Rabbaa
Jaage Mere Naseeb Saari Khushiyaan Mil Gayee Re
Meraa Sonaa Sajan Haan Meraa Sonaa Sajan
Meraa Sainyo Sainyo Ni Meraa Sainyo Sainyo Ni
Meraa Sonaa Sajan Ghar Aayaa
Eid Ho Gayee Meri Mujhe Chaand Nazar Aa Gayaa
Mubaarkaan Mubaarkaan Mubaarkaan Mubaarkaan
Mubaarkaan Mubaarkaan Mubaarkaan Mubaarkaan
Sonaa Sajan Meraa Aayaa Ji Aayaa Meraa
Sonaa Sajan Meraa Aayaa Ji Aayaa
Meraa Sonaa Ve Meraa Sonaa
Meraa Sonaa Ve Meraa Sonaa
Mubaarkaan Mubaarkaan Mubaarkaan Mubaarkaan
Mubaarkaan Mubaarkaan Mubaarkaan Mubaarkaan

Gaana 4 - Kati Patang

jis galii mein teraa ghar na ho baalamaa
us galii se hame to guzaranaa nahiin
jo dagar tere dvaare se jaatii na ho
us dagar par hame paanv rakhanaa nahiin

zindagii mein kaii rangaraliyaan sahii
har taraf muskuraatii ye galiyaan sahii
khuubasuurat bahaaron kii kaliyaan sahii
jis chaman mein tere pag mein kaaten chubhe
us chaman se hamein phuul chunanaa nahiin
jis galii mein teraa ghar na ho baalamaa ...

aa ye rasamen ye kasamen sabhii tod ke
tuu chalii aa chunar pyaar kii odh ke
yaa chalaa jaaungaa main ye jag chhod ke
jis jagah yaad terii sataane lage
us jagah ek pal bhii thaharanaa nahiin
jis galii mein teraa ghar na ho baalamaa ...

Gaana 3 - Tere Ghar Ke Saamne (1963)

yek ghar banaaoongaa, tere ghar ke saamane
duniyaa basaaoongaa, tere ghar ke saamane

ghar kaa banaanaa, koee aasaan kaam naheen
duniyaa basaanaa, koee aasaan kaam naheen
dil mein wafaayen ho to, toofaa kinaaraa hain
bijalee humaare liye, pyaar kaa ishaaraa hain
tan man lootaoongaa, tere ghar ke saamane

kahate hain pyaar jise, dayraa hain aag kaa
yaa fir nashaa hain koee, jeewan ke raag kaa
dil mein jo pyaar ho to, aag bhee fool hain
sachchee lagan jo ho to, parabat bhee dhool hain
taare sajaaoongaa, tere ghar ke saamane

kaaton bhare hain lekin chaahat ke raasate
tum kyaa karoge dekhe, ulafat ke waasate
ulafat mein taaj chhoote, ye bhee tumhe yaad hogaa
ulafat mein taaj bane, ye bhee tumhe yaad hogaa
mai bhee kuchh banaaoongaa, tere ghar ke saamane

Gaana 2 - Dooriyan

Zindagi Zindagi Mere Ghar Aana Aana Zindagi
Zindagi Mere Ghar Aana Aana Zindagi
Zindagi O Zindagi Mere Ghar Aana Aana
Mere Ghar Aana
Zindagi Zindagi Mere Ghar Aana Aana Zindagi

Mere Ghar Ka Seedha Sa Itna Pataa Hai
Ye Ghar Jo Hai Chaaron Taraf Se Khula Hai
Na Dastak Zaruri, Na Aavaz Dena
Mere Ghar Ka Darvaaza Koi Nahin Hai
Hain Deevaren Gum Aur Chhat Bhi Nahin Hai
Badhi Dhoop Hai Dost
Kadhi Dhoop Hai Dost
Tere Aanchal Ka Saaya Churake Jeena Hai Jeena
Jeena Zindagi, Zindagi
O Zindagi Mere Ghar Aana
Aana Zindagi Zindagi Mere Ghar Aana

Mere Ghar Ka Seedha Sa Itna Pataa Hai
Mere Ghar Ke Aage Mohabbat Likha Hai
Na Dastak Zaruri, Na Aavaz Dena
Maein Saanson Ki Raftaar Se Jaan Lungi
Havaaon Ki Khushboo Se Pehchaan Lungi
Tera Phool Hoon Dost
Teri Bhool Hoon Dost
Tere Haathon Mein Chehra Chhupa Ke Jeena Hai Jeena
Jeena Zindagi, Zindagi
O Zindagi Mere Ghar Aana
Aana Zindagi Zindagi Mere Ghar Aana

Gaana 1 - Border

--Chorus--
Ohh Ohh Ohh Ohhhh ...

--MALE--
Sandese aate hain
Hume tadpate hain
Vo chitti aati hain
Vo pooche jaati hain
Ke ghar kab aao ge -- (2)
Likho kab aao ge
Ki tum bin yeh ghar suna suna hai

Sandese aate hain
Hume tadpate hain
Vo chitti aati hain
Vo pooche jaati hain
Ke ghar kab aao ge -- (2)
Likho kab aao ge
Ki tum bin yeh ghar suna suna hai

Kisi dilwali ne, kisi matwali ne
Hume khat likkha hai
Ke humse pucha hai
Kisi ki saason ne, kisi ki dhadkan ne
Kisi ki chudi ne, kisi ke kangan ne
Kisi ke cajre ne, kisi ke gajre ne
Mahekti subhoh ne, machalti shaamon ne
Akeli raaton ne, adhuri baaton ne
Tarasti baahon ne
Aur pucha hai tarasi nighaho.n ne
Ke ghar kab aao ge -- (2)
Likho kab aao ge
Ki tum bin yeh dil suna suna hai

--Chorus--
Sandese aate hain
Hume tadpate hain
Vo chitti aati hain
Vo pooche jaati hain

--MALE--
Ke ghar kab aao ge -- (2)
Likho kab aao ge
Ki tum bin yeh ghar suna suna hai
Mahobbat walon, ne hamare yaaron ne
Hume yeh likha hai, ke humse poocha hai
Hamare gaaon ne, aam ki chaaon ne
Purane pipple ne, baraste baadal ne
Khet khaliayanon ne, hare maidanon ne
Basanti belon ne, jhumti pelon ne
Lachakte jhulon ne, behekte phoolon ne
Chatakti kaliyon ne
Aur phoocha hain gaaon ki galiyo.n ne
Ke ghar kab aao ge -- (2)
Likho kab aao ge
Ki tum bin gaaon suna suna hai

--Chorus--
Sandese aate hain
Hume tadpate hain
Vo chitti aati hain
Vo pooche jaati hain

--MALE--
Ke ghar kab aao ge -- (2)
Likho kab aao ge
Ki tum bin yeh ghar suna suna hai

--Chorus--
Ohh Ohhhh Ohhh ...

--MALE--
Kabhi ek Mamta ki
Pyar ki Ganga ki
Vo chitti aati hain
Saath vo laati hain
Mere din bachpan ke
Khel vo aangan ke
Vo saaya aachal ka
Vo tika kaajal ka
Vo lori raaton mein, vo narmi haaton mein
Vo chahat aankhon mein, vo chinta baaton mein
Bigadna upar se, mahobbat anndar se
Kare vo devi maa
Yahin har khat mein pooche meri maa
Ke ghar kab aao ge -- (2)
Likho kab aao ge
Ki tum bin aangan suna suna hai

--Chorus--
Sandese aate hain
Hume tadpate hain
Vo chitti aati hain
Vo pooche jaati hain

--MALE--
Ke ghar kab aao ge -- (2)
Likho kab aao ge
Ki tum bin yeh ghar suna suna hai

Aalok Jain

hujoor is kadar bhee naa itaraake chaliye
khule aam aanchal naa laharaa ke chaliye

koee manachalaa agar pakad legaa aanchal
jaraa sochiye aap kyaa kijeeyegaa
lagaa de agar, badh ke julfon mein kaliyaan
to kyaa apanee julfe zatak dijeeyegaa

badee dilanashee hain haseen kee ye ladeeyaan
ye motee magar yoo naa bikharaayaa kije
udaa ke naa le jaaye zonkaa hawaa kaa
lachakataa badan yoo naa laharaayaa kije

bahot khubasoorat hain, har baat lekin
agar dil bhee hotaa, to kyaa baat hotee
likhee jaatee fir daastaan-ye-mohabbat
yek afasaane jaisee mulaakaat hotee

Aalok Jain

Raju Chal Raju (2)
Apni Masti Mein Tu
Koi Jeeye Ya Mare
Kya Hum Ko Babu

Raju Chal Raju
Apni Masti Mein Tu
Koi Jeeye Ya Mare
Kya Hum Ko Babu

Mana ke Hansin Hai Duniya Ke Ye Mele
Ab To Hum Rahenge Mele Mein Akele (2)
Jab Tak Na Ho Jaye Apna Dil Bekaabu

Raju Chal Raju (2)
Apni Masti Mein Tu
Koi Jeeye Ya Mare
Kay Hum Ko Babu

Jag Mein Jo Bura Hai Hum Dekhe Na Sune
Kaanton ko hatake Phoolon Ko Hum Chune (2)
Sab Duniya Begaani Do Apne Main Aur Tu

Raju Chal Raju (2)
Apni Masti Mein Tu
Koi Jeeye Ya Mare
Kya Hum Ko Babu

Pariyan Ye Kahan Se Chali Ayi Gaaon Mein
Aye Neend Haye Zulfon Ki Chhaon Mein (2)
Hum Pe Na Chal Jaaye In Zulfon Ka Jaadoo

Raju Chal Raju (2)
Apni Masti Mein Tu
Koi Jeeye Ya Mare
Kya Hum Ko Babu

Bally Botal Ke Picche Bhagte Hue - Aalok Jain

Ruk Ja, Ruk Ja O Jaanewaali Ruk Ja
Maein To Raahi Teri Manzil Ka
Nazron Mein Teri Mein Bura Sahi
Aadmi Bura Nahin Maein Dil Ka
Ruk Ja...

Dekha Bhi Nahin Tujhko,
Surat Bhi Nahin Pehchani
Tu Aake Chali Chham Se,
Jyun Dhoop Ke Bina Paani
Ruk Ja...

Muddat Se Mere Dil Ke
Sapnon Ki Rani Hai
Ab Tak Na Mile Lekin
Pehchan Purani Hai
Ruk Ja...

Aa Pyaar Ki Rahon Mein
Bahoon Ka Sahara Le
Duniya Jise Gaati Hai
Us Geet Ko Dohra Le
Ruk Ja...

teen deviyan ke teen gaane, teen ke funde ki najar - "Bally" Ko Samarpit

Aise To Na Dekho, Ke Humko Nasha Ho Jaye
Khoobsurat Si Koi Humse Khata Ho Jaye
Aise To Na Dekho...
Tum Humein Roko Phir Bhi Hum Na Ruken
Tum Kaho Kaafir Phir Bhi Aise Jhuken
Kadam-E-Naaz Pe Ik Sajda Ada Ho Jaye
Aise To Na Dekho...
Yoon Na Ho Aankhen Rahen Kaajal Gholen
Badh Ke Bekhudi Haseen Gesu Kholen
Khul Ke Phir Zulfen Siyah Kali Bala Ho Jaaye
Aise To Na Dekho...
Hum To Masti Mein Jaane Kya Kya Kahen
Lab-E-Naazuk Se Aisa Na Ho Tumhein
Beqarari Ka Gila Hum Se Siva Ho Jaye
Aise To Na Dekho...

ki: hmmmmm..., hmmm..., hmmmmmm...
Khvaab ho tum yaa koi haqeeqat
kaun ho tum batlaao
der se kitni door khaDi ho
aur qarib aa jaao
(subah pe jis tarah, shaam kaa ho gumaaN) -2
zulfon mein ek chehraa, kuchh zaahir kuchh nihaar
*fast*
Khvaab ho tum yaa koi haqeeqat
kaun ho tum batlaao
der se kitni door khaDi ho
aur qarib aa jaao
chorus: Khvaab ho tum yaa koi haqeeqat
kaun ho tum batlaao
der se kitni door khaDi ho
aur qarib aa jaao
ki: (dhaDkanon ne suni, ik sadaa paaon ki) -2
(aur dil pe lahraai, aaNchal ki chhaaon si) -2
Khvaab ho tum yaa...
All: Khvaab ho tum yaa...
ki: (mil hi jaati ho tum, mujhko har moD pe) -2
(chal deti ho kitne, afsaane chhoD ke) -2
Khvaab ho tum yaa...
chorus: Khvaab ho tum yaa...
ki: (phir pukaaro mujhe, phir meraa naam lo) -2
(girtaa hooN phir apni, baahon mein thaam lo) -2
Khvaab ho tum yaa...
sab: (Khvaab ho tum yaa...) -2
 
 
lata:
likha hai teri aankhon mein,
kisaka afasana - 2

kishor:
agar ise samajh sako,
mujhe bhi samjhana
likha hai teri aankhon mein,
kiska afasana ...

lata:
jawab tha kisi tamanna ka,
likha to hai magar adhoora sa
are o o o o jawab tha kisi tamanna ka,
likha to hai magar adhoora sa

kishor:
kaisi na ho meri har baat adhoori,
abhi huun aadha deewana

lata:
likha hai teri aankhon mein, kiska afasana

kishor:
agar ise samajh sako, mujhe bhi samajhana

lata:
likha hai teri aankhon mein, kiska afasana

lata:
jo kuch nahi to yeh ishaare kyon,
thahar gaye mere sahare kyon
are o o o o jo kuch nahi to yeh ishare kyon,
thahar gaye mere sahare kyon

kishor:
thoda sa haseenon ka sahara leke chalna,
hai meri aadat rozaana

lataa:
likha hai teri aankhon mein, kiska afasaana

kishor:
agar ise samajh sako, mujhe bhi samajhana

lataa:
likha hai teri aankhon men, kiska afasana

kishor:
yahaan vahaan fiza mein aawara,
abhi talak ye dil hai bechara
are o o o o yahaan vahaan fiza mein aawara,
abhi talak ye dil hai bechara

lataa:
o o ... dil ko tere ab tak na samajhe,
tujh hi ko hamane pahachaana

lataa:
likha hai teri aankhon men, kiska afasaana

kishor:
agar ise samajh sako, mujhe bhi samajhana

lataa:
likha hai teri aankhon men, kisaka afasana 

Premi Ko Samarpit - Aalok Jain

ai ai ai sambhal, sur pakaD ke
hmmmmmm hey hey hey haaN

(dheere se jaanaa) -2 khaTiyan mein o.. khaTmal
dheere se jaanaa khaTiyan mein
dheere se jaanaa khaTiyan mein o.. khaTmal
dheere se jaanaa khaTiyan mein
soyee hai raaj kumaari, soyee hai
soyee hai raaj kumaari dekh rahi meeThe sapne
(jaa jaa chhup jaa) -2 takiyan mein o.. khaTmal
dheere se jaanaa khaTiyan mein

veeraaN thi apni zindagi aur soonaa thaa apnaa makaan
haai haai re kismat

(mile mushkil se ye mehmaan
ho bhi jaate shaayad meharbaan) -2
aag lagaa di hai sukhan mein o.. khaTmal
dheere se jaanaa khaTiyan mein
dheere se jaanaa khaTiyan...

komal hai inkaa badan
kaaNTe si teri chubhan
komal komal hai inkaa badan
kaaNTe si teri chubhan
baaDhaa Daale, nindiyan mein o.. khaTmal
dheere se jaanaa khaTiyan mein

ey ey kidhar jaataa hai
Khabar! Khabardaar! haaN.. chhuup chhup ke?

(kyoN chhup chhup ke pyaar kare tu
baDaa chhuupaa huaa rustam hai tu) -2
le le hamko bhi sharaN mein.. o.. khaTmal
dheere se jaanaa khaTiyan mein
dheere se jaanaa khaTiyan...

(dheere se jaanaa) -3
bagiyan mein o.. bhaNvraa
dheere se jaanaa bagiyan mein

Sholay (1975) - Aalok Jain

--MALE 1--
(Yeh dosti hum nahin todenge
Todenge dam magar tera saath na chhodenge) - 2

--MALE 2--
Ae meri jeet teri jeet, teri haar meri haar
Sun ae mere yaar

--MALE 1--
Tera gham mera gham, meri jaan teri jaan
Aisa apna pyaar

--MALE 2--
Jaan pe bhi khelenge, tere liye le lenge

--MALE 1--
Jaan pe bhi khelenge, tere liye le lenge

--BOTH--
Sab se dushmani

--MALE 1--
Yeh dosti hum nahin todenge

--MALE 2--
Todenge dam magar

--BOTH--
Tera saath na chhodenge

--MALE 1--
Logon ko aate hain do nazar hum magar
Dekho do nahin

--MALE 2--
Arre ho judaa ya khafa ae khuda hai dua
Aisa ho nahin

--MALE 1--
Khaana peena saath hai

--MALE 2--
Marna jeena saath hai

--MALE 1--
Khaana peena saath hai
Marna jeena saath hai

--BOTH--
Saari zindagi
(Yeh dosti hum nahin todenge
Todenge dam magar tera saath na chhodenge) - 2

Aalok Jain

Maein Har Ek Pal Ka Shaayar Hoon
Har Ek Pal Meri Kahani Hai
Har Ek Pal Meri Hasti Hai
Har Ek Pal Meri Jawaani Hai

Rishton Ka Roop Badalta Hai, Buniyaden Khatam Nahin Hoti
Khwabon Ki Aur Umango Ki, Miyaden Khatam Nahin Hoti
Ek Phool Mein Tera Roop Basa Ek Phool Mein Meri Jawaani Hai
Ek Chehra Teri Nishaani Hai, Ek Chehra Meri Nishaani Hai
Maein Har Ek Pal Ka Shaayar Hoon...

Tujhko Mujhko Jeevan Amrit, Ab In Haathon Se Peena Hai
Inki Dhadkan Mein Basna Hai, Inki Saanson Mein Jeena Hai
Tu Apni Adaen Baksh Inhen Maein Apni Wafaen Deta Hoon
Jo Apne Liye Sochi Thi Kabhi, Woh Saari Duaen Deta Hoon
Maein Har Ek Pal Ka Shaayar Hoon...

Aalok Jain

naam gum jaayegaa, cheharaa ye badal jaayegaa
meree aawaaj hee pahachaan hai, gar yaad rahe

wakt ke sitam kam haseen nahee, aaj hain yahaa kal kahee nahee
wakt ke pare agar mil gaye kahee, meree aawaaj hee.. ..

jo gujar gayee, kal kee baat thee, umar to naheen yek raat thee
raat kaa siraa agar fir mile kahee, meree aawaaj hee.. ..

din dhale jahaa raat paas ho, jindagee kee lau unchee kar chalo
yaad aaye gar kabhee jee udaas ho, meree aawaaj hee..

Kawaali - Aalok Jain

Na To Caarvaan Ki Talaash Hai, Na To Humsafar Ki Talaash Hai
Mere Shauq-E-Khaana Kharaab Ko, Teri Rehguzar Ki Talaash Hai

Mere Naamuraad Junoon Ka Hai Ilaaj Koi To Maut Hai
Jo Dava Ke Naam Pe Zehar De Usi Chaaraagar Ki Talaash Hai

Tera Ishq Hai Meri Aarzoo, Tera Ishq Hai Meri Aabroo
Dil Ishq Jism Ishq Hai Aur Jaan Ishq Hai
Imaan Ki Jo Poochho To Imaan Ishq Hai
Tera Ishq Hai Meri Aarzoo, Tera Ishq Hai Meri Aabroo,
Tera Ishq Maein Kaise Chhod Doon, Meri Umra Bhar Ki Talaash Hai

Jaansoz Ki Haalat Ko Jaansoz Hi Samjhega
Maein Shamaa Se Kehta Hoon Mehfil Se Nahin Kehta Kyonki
Ye Ishq Ishq Hai Ishq Ishq, Ye Ishq Ishq Hai Ishq Ishq

Sahar Tak Sabka Hai Anjaam Jal Kar Khaak Ho Jaana,
Bhari Mehfil Mein Koi Shammaa Ya Parvaana Ho Jaye Kyonki
Ye Ishq Ishq Hai Ishq Ishq, Ye Ishq Ishq Hai Ishq Ishq

Vehshat-E-Dil Rasm-O-Deedaar Se Roki Na Gayi
Kisi Khanjar, Kisi Talvaar Se Roki Na Gayi
Ishq Majnu Ki Vo Aavaz Hai Jiske Aage
Koi Laila Kisi Deewaar Se Roki Na Gayi, Kyonki
Ye Ishq Ishq Hai Ishq Ishq, Ye Ishq Ishq Hai Ishq Ishq

Vo Hanske Agar Maangen To Hum Jaan Bhi Deden,
Haan Ye Jaan To Kya Cheez Hai Imaan Bhi Deden Kyonki
Ye Ishq Ishq Hai Ishq Ishq, Ye Ishq Ishq Hai Ishq Ishq

Naaz-O-Andaaz Se Kehte Hain Ki Jeena Hoga,
Zehar Bhi Dete Hain To Kehte Hain Ki Peena Hoga
Jab Maein Peeta Hoon To Kehten Hai Ki Marta Bhi Nahin,
Jab Maein Marta Hoon To Kehte Hain Ki Jeena Hoga
Ye Ishq Ishq Hai Ishq Ishq, Ye Ishq Ishq Hai Ishq Ishq

Mazhab-E-Ishq Ki Har Rasm Kadi Hoti Hai,
Har Kadam Par Koi Deewaar Khadi Hoti Hai
Ishq Aazad Hai, Hindu Na Musalmaan Hai Ishq,
Aap Hi Dharm Hai Aur Aap Hi Imaan Hai Ishq
Jis Se Aagaah Nahi Shekh-O-Barahaaman Dono,
Us Haqeeqat Ka Garajtaa Hua Ailaan Hai Ishq

Ishq Na Puchhe Deen Dharm Nu, Ishq Na Puchhe Jaataan
Ishq De Haathon Garam Lahu Vich, Doobiyaan Lakh Baraataan Ke
Ye Ishq Ishq Hai Ishq Ishq, Ye Ishq Ishq Hai Ishq Ishq

Raah Ulfat Ki Kathin Hai Ise Aasaan Na Samajh
Ye Ishq Ishq Hai Ishq Ishq, Ye Ishq Ishq Hai Ishq Ishq

Bahut Kathin Hai Dagar Panghat Ki
Ab Kya Bhar Laun Maein Jamuna Se Matki
Maein Jo Chali Jal Jamuna Bharan Ko
Dekho Sakhi Ji Maein Jo Chali Jal Jamuna Bharan Ko
Nandkishor Mohe Roke Jhaadon To
Kya Bhar Laun Maein Jamuna Se Matki
Ab Laaj Raakho More Ghoonghat Pat Ki

Jab Jab Krishn Ki Bansi Baaji, Nikali Raadha Saj Ke
Jaan Ajaan Ka Maan Bhula Ke, Lok Laaj Ko Taj Ke
Janak Dulaari Ban Ban Doli, Pahan Ke Prem Ki Maala
Darshan Jal Ki Pyaasi Meera Pi Gai Vishh Ka Pyaala
Aur Phir Araj Kari Ke
Laaj Raakho Raakho Raakho, Laaj Raakho Dekho Dekho,
Ye Ishq Ishq Hai Ishq Ishq, Ye Ishq Ishq Hai Ishq Ishq

Allah Rasool Ka Farmaan Ishq Hai
Yaane Hafeez Ishq Hai, Quraan Ishq Hai
Gautam Kaa Aur Maseeh Ka Armaan Ishq Hai
Ye Kaaynaat Jism Hai Aur Jaan Ishq Hai
Ishq Sarmad, Ishq Hi Mansoor Hai
Ishq Moosa, Ishq Koh-E-Noor Hai
Khaaq Ko But, Aur But Ko Devta Karta Hai Ishq
Intaha Ye Hai Ke Bande Ko Khuda Karta Hai Ishq

Haan Ishq Ishq Tera Ishq Ishq
Tera Ishq Ishq, Ishq Ishq

Aalok Jain

ho umad-ghumad kar aayi re ghataa - 2
kaare-kaare badaraa ki chhaayi-chhaayi re ghataa

jab sanan pavan ko lagaa tir
baadal ko chir nikalaa re nir
jhar-jhar jhar-jhar ab dhaar jhare
o dharati jal se maang bhare
o umad-ghumad kar

la:nanhin-nanhin buundaniyon ki khanan-khanan khan khanjari
bajaati aayi bajaati aayi dekho bhaayi barakhaa dulhaniyaa - 2
chhuk-chhuk chhuk-chhuk sainyaa
aaj daaruun tore galavaa mein bainyaa
main to naachuun tere sang-sang sainyaa ho sainyaa ho sainyaa

ho saavan kaa sandesaa lekar nikali jogan ghar se
jo koi isake pyaar ko tarase vahin naveli barase
kaare-kaare baadaravaa ki jhanan-jhanan jhan jhaanjhari
bajaati aayi hai dekho bhaayi barakhaa dulhaniyaa - 2
ho umad-ghumad kar

mithi-mithi mast pavan ki sanan-sanan san baansuri
bajaati aayi dekho bhaayi barakhaa dulhaniyaa
ho umad-ghumad kar

hari-hari chunari saaje kaliyon kaa kanganaa baaje
dekh ke apani barakhaa raani ki mithi muskaan re
saavan ke duulhe ki chamak uthi shaan re
gori-gori bijuriyaa ki chamak-chamak cham akhandi
chamakaati aayi dekho bhaayi barakhaa dulhaniyaa
ho umad-ghumad kar

rang-birangi jholi bharake bharan-bharan bhandaar re
lutaati aayi dekho bhaayi barakhaa dulhaniyaa
ho umad-ghumad kar

dharati ne gathari kholi
bhari-bhari apani jholi anamoli bhaiyaa
khelo-khelo kushiyon ki holi ho holi ho holi
dhan-dhan hamari dharati
sabake jivan ke ye adhuure sapane puure karati
dekho-dekho ghar-ghar hamaare lahar-lahar aanand ki
laharaati aayi dekho bhaayi barakhaa dulhaniyaa
ho umad-ghumad kar

Aalok Jain

aye maalik tere bande hum ayese ho humaare karam
nekee par chale, aaur badee se tale, taankee hasate huye nikale dam

ye andheraa ghanaa chhaa rahaa, teraa insaan ghabaraa rahaa
ho rahaa bekhabar, kuchh naa aataa najar, sukh kaa sooraj chhoopaa jaa
rahaa
hai teree roshanee mein jo dam to amaawas ko kar de poonam

badaa kamajor hain aadamee, abhee laakhon hain is mein kamee
par too jo khadaa, hain dayaaloo badaa, teree kirapaa se dharatee thamee
diyaa toone humei jab janam too hee zelegaa hum sab ke gam

jab julmon kaa ho saamanaa, tab too hee humei thaamanaa
wo buraee kare, hum bhalaaee bhare, naheen badale kee ho kaamanaa
badh uthhe pyaar kaa har kadam aaur mite bair kaa ye bharam

Manoj Chaturvedi "MC" Ko Samparpit

Gaana No 1

ye jo mohabbat hai, ye unakaa hain kaam
mehaboob kaa jo bas lete huye naam
mar jaaye, mit jaaye, ho jaaye badanaam
rahane do, chhodo bhee jaane do yaar
hum naa karenge pyaar

toote agar saagar, nayaa saagar koee le le
mere khudaa dil se koee kisee ke n khele
dil toot jaaye to kyaa ho anjaam

aankhe kisee se naa ulaz jaaye main darataa hoo
yaaro haseenon kee galee se main gujarataa hoo
bas door hee se kar ke salaam

Gaana No 2

Yeh laal rang kab mujhe chhodega - 2
Mera gham kab talak mera dil todega
Yeh laal rang kab mujhe chhodega
Kisi ka bhi liya naam to aayi yaad tu hi tu - 2
Yeh to pyaala sharaab ka ban gaya yeh lahoo
Yeh laal rang kab mujhe chhodega
Peene ki kasam daal di, peeoonga kis tarah - 2
Yeh na socha tune yaar main jeeoonga kis tarah
Yeh laal rang kab mujhe chhodega
Chala jaaoon kahin chhodke main tera yeh shaher, haan
Chala jaaoon kahin chhodke main tera yeh shaher
Na to yahan amrit mile peene ko na zaher
Yeh laal rang kab mujhe chhodega
Mera gham kab talak, ho mera dil todega
Yeh laal rang kab mujhe chhodega

Courtsey - Aalok Jain

Half Ticket - Aalok Jain

Female:
aake seedhi lagi dil pe jaise katariyaa, o saamwariyaa oye
aaake seedhi lagi dil pe jaise katariyaa, o saanwariyaa oye hoye
o teri tirchhi najariyaa aa

Male:
le gayee meraa dil teri julmi najariyaa o gujariyaa oye
le gayee meraa dil teri julmi najariyaa o gujariyaa oye hoye hoye
o jaane saari nagariyaa

Female:
aake seedhi lagi dil pe jaise katariyaa o saanwariyaa

Female:
meri gali aate ho kyun baar baar
chhed chhed jaate ho kyun dil ke taar
o saiyaan o saiyaan o saiyaan padun tore paiyaan
meri gali aate ho kyun baar baar
chhed chhed jaate ho kyun dil ke taar

Male:
kyaa main karun gori mujhe tujhse hai pyaar
jo na tujhe dekhun na aaye qaraar
o gori o gori o gori bad ke budhan teer vi takkar
kyaa main karun gori mujhe tujhse hai pyaar
jo na tujhe dekhun na aaye qaraar

Female:
hato jaao naa banaao
hato jaao haay haay na banaao haay haay haay
natkhat rangeele saanwariyaa
aake seedhi lagi dil pe jaise katariyaa o saanwariyaa
haay haay

Male:
le gayee meraa dil teri julmi najariyaa o gujariyaa

Female:
peechhe peechhe aate ho kyun dil ke chor
maan jaao varnaa machaa doongi shor
bachaao o muai o murge o kauve
peechhe peechhe aate ho kyun dil ke chor
maan jaao varnaa machaa doongi shor

Male:
pahle to baandhi nigaahon ki dor
ab hamse kahti ho chal peechhaa chhod
o gori o natkhat o khatpat o panghat o jhatpat
pahle to baandhi nigaahon ki dor
ab hamse kahti ho chal peechhaa chhod

Female:
tore nainaa o meethe bainaa
o tore nainaa haay haay meethe bainaa oye hoye
mujhko banaa gaye baanwariyaa
aake seedhi lagi dil pe jaise katariyaa o saanwariyaa
oye hoye o teri tirchhi najariyaa

Male:
le gayee meraa dil teri julmi najariyaa o gujariyaa
oye hoye o jaane saari nagariyaa

Female: aake seedhi lagi dil pe jaise katariyaa o saanwariyaa

(Male: o gujariyaa
Female: o saaNwariyaa) -2

Aalok Jain

Ho, Ude jab jab zulfen teri -2, ho oh
Ude jab jab zulfen teri -2
Kavaariyon ka dil machle -2, jind meriye

Oh Jab aise chikne chehre -2
To kaise na nazar phisle -2, jind meriye

Ho, rut pyaar karan ki aayi -2, ho oh
Rut pyaar karan ki aayi -2
Ke beriyon ke bed pak gaye -2, jind meriye

Kabhi daal idhar bhi phera -2
Ke tak-tak nain thak gaye -2, jind meriye

Ho, Us gaaoo pe sawar kabhi sajke -2, ho oh
Us gaaoo pe sawar kabhi sajke -2
Ke jahan mera yaar basta -2, jind meriye


Paani lene ke bahaane aaja -2
Ke tera mera ik rasta -2, jind meriye


Ho, Tujhe chaand ke bahaane dekhu -2, ho oh
Tujhe chaand ke bahaane dekhu -2
To chhat par aaja goriye -2, jind meriye

Abhi chhedenge gali ke sab ladke -2
Ke chaand beri chhip jaane de -2, jind meriye


Ho, Teri chaal hai naagan jaise -2, ho oh
Teri chaal hai naagan jaise -2
Re jogi tujhe le jaayenge -2, jind meriye

Jaaye kahin bhi magar ham sajna -2
Ye dil tujhe de jaayenge -2, jind meriye

Truth

There was a king who had a large number of courtiers. Each one of these courtiers declared he was ready to sacrifice his life for his master, and that he was the most sincere being ever born.

In course of time, a Sannyasin (saint) came to the king. The king told him that there never was a king who had so many sincere courtiers as he had. The Sannyasin smiled and said he did not believe that.

The king asked the Sannyasin to test it if he liked. So the Sannyasin declared that he would perform a
great yajna (sacrifice) which would extend the king's reign by a several years. He put a condition that a
small tank should be made into which each one of the courtiers will pour a pitcher of milk, in the dark of night.

The king smiled and said, 'Is this the test?' He asked his courtiers to come to him, and told them what was to be done. They all expressed their joyful assent to the proposal and returned. In the dead of night, they came and emptied their pitchers into the tank.

In the morning, the tank was found to be full of water, with no trace of milk. The courtiers were assembled and questioned about the matter. They admitted that each one of them had thought there would be so many pitchers of milk so his pouring water instead of milk would not be detected!

Moral: If you try to cheat in a team-work, remember it will be found out.

Aalok Jain

Hawa mein udta jaye
Mora laal dupatta malmal ka
Mora laal dupatta malmal ka ho ji, ho ji
Idhar udhar lehraye
Mora laal dupatta malmal ka
Mora laal dupatta malmal ka ho ji, ho ji
Hawa mein udta jaye
Mora laal dupatta malmal ka
Mora laal dupatta malmal ka ho ji, ho ji

(Ho shar shar shar shar hawa chale
Hay jiyara dagmag dole, jiyara dagmag dole) -2
Phar phar phar phar ude chunariya ghoonghat mora khole -2
Hay ghoonghat mora khole
Hawa mein udta jaye...

(Ho jhar jhar jhar jhar jharna behta
Thanda thanda paani, thanda thanda paani) -2
Ghunghroo baaje thunak thunak chaal hui mastani -2
Hay chaal hui mastani
Hawa mein udta jaye...

Premi Ki Taang

Premi to taang adayega hi
Tum log kya kar loge

Aalok ke nirdesh per
Maine gaana gaya aur
Aalok (fool) ne hi dil tham liya

Jhagde ki baat chali to
Sab Furki aur Bally ka naam lenge

Aalok Jain

Madhuban men radhika nache re -2
Giradhar ki muraliya baje re -2

Pag men ghungharu bandhake, a...
Pag men ghungharu bandhake

Ghunghata mukh par daal ke
Nainan men kajara lagake re

Dolat chham-chham kamini, a...
Dolat chham-chham kamini

Chamakat jaise damini
Chanchal pyari chhavi lage re

Mridang baje titakitadhum titakitadhum ta ta -2
Na chaka chum chum tha thay tha thay
Chaka chum chum chana na na chum chum chana na na
Kran ta kran ta kran ta dha dha dha
Madhuban men radhika nache re

Madhuban men radhika
Ni sa re sa ga re ma ga pa ma
Dha pa ni dha sa ni re sa
Re sa ni dha pa ma
Pa dha ni sa re sa ni dha pa ma
Pa ga ma
Dha pa ga ma re sa

Madhuban men radhika nache re
Sa sa sa ni dha pa ma
Pa dha pa ga ma re sa ni re sa
Sa sa ga ma dha dha ni dha sa

O de na dir dir dha ni ta dha re dim dim ta na na
Na dir dir dha ni ta dha re dim dim ta na na
Na dir dir dha ni ta dha re dim dim ta na na
Na dir dir dha ni ta dha re
O de tana dir dir tana dir dir dir dir dum dir dir dir
Dha titakita tak dum titakita tak
Titakita titakita ta dha ni
Na dir dir dha ni ta dha re ...

Bombay To Goa - Aalok Jain

Dekha Na Haay Re Socha Na Haay Re
Rakh Di Nishaane Pe Jaan
Kadmon Mein Tere Nikle Mera Dil
Hai Bas Yahi Armaan

Mit Jayenge Mar Jayenge,
Kaam Koi Kar Jayenge
Marke Bhi Chain Na Mile,
To Jayenge Yaaron Kahaan
Dekha Na Haay Re ...

Qaatil Hai Kaun, Kaha Nahin Jaye
Chup Bhi To Raha Nahin Jaye
Bulbul Hai Kaun, Kaun Sayyaad
Kuchh To Kaho Meri Jaan
Dekha Na Haay Re ...

Ghar Se Chale Khaake Qasam
Chhodenge Peechha Na
Ham Sar Pe Qafan Baandhe Hue,
Aaya Deewaana Yahaan
Dekha Na Haay Re

Gyani

ek ne kahi doosre ne mani
duniya kahe dono gyani

Courtsey - Aalok Jain

Intejaar - Manoj Chaturvedi "MC"

chanda ki kiranon se lipati havaaen -2
sitaaron ki mahafil javaan ( a ke mil ja ) -2
aisa mausam mile phir kahaan ( a ke mil ja ) -2

chanda kiranon se ...
( nazaaron ke rango.n mein shabanam mila ke
teri maang bhar duun suhaagan bana ke ) -2
bechain main huun betaab tu hai
bahaaren bhi hain meharabaan ( a ke mil ja ) -2
aisa mausam mile ...

( tere nain kahate hain teri kahaani
ki chhupate nahi chdh ke chaand aur javaani ) -2
qadam dagamagaana badan ka churaana
mohabbat ke hain ye nishaan ( a ke mil ja ) -2
aisa mausam mile ...

Courtsey - Aalok Jain

Aalok Jain

lagee aaj saawan kee, fir wo zadee hain
wahee aag seene mein, fir jal padee hain

kuchh ayese hee din the, wo jab hum mile the
chaman mein nahee, fool dil mein khile the
wahee to hain mausam magar rut naheen wo
mere saath barasaat bhee ro padee hai

koee kaash dil pe, jaraa haath rakh de
mere dil ke tukadon ko, yek saath rakh de
magar ye hain khwaabon khayaalon kee baate
kabhee toot kar cheej koee judee hain

Manjil - Devendra Kumar Gupta

Rimjhim Gire Sawan
Sulag Sulag Jaaye Mann
Bheege Aaj Is Mausam Mein
Lagi Kaisi Yeh Agan

Rimjhim Gire Sawan
Sulag Sulag Jaaye Mann
Bheege Aaj Is Mausam Mein
Lagi Kaisi Yeh Agan
Rimjhim Gire Sawan

Jab Ghunghroon Si Bajti Hain Boondein
Armaan Hamare Palken Na Moondein
Jab Ghunghroon Si Bajti Hain Boondein
Armaan Hamare Palken Na Moondein
Kaise Dekhen Sapne Nayan
Sulag Sulag Jaaye Mann
Bheege Aaj Is Mausam Mein
Lagi Kaisi Yeh Agan
Rimjhim Gire Sawan

Mehfil Mein Kaise Kehden Kisise
Dil Bandh Raha Hai Kis Ajnabi Se
Mehfil Mein Kaise Kehden Kisise
Dil Bandh Raha Hai Kis Ajnabi Se
Haaye Karen Ab Kya Jatan
Sulag Sulag Jaaye Mann
Bheege Aaj Is Mausam Mein
Lagi Kaisi Yeh Agan

Rimjhim Gire Sawan
Sulag Sulag Jaaye Mann
Bheege Aaj Is Mausam Mein
Lagi Kaisi Yeh Agan
Rimjhim Gire Sawan

Courtsey - Aalok Jain

E-mail Flood

O meri johra jabin
tujhe malum nahin
tu roz karti mujhe dukhi
mein ghar se door
office mein sukhi
tu humari email se dukhi

Courtsey - Premraj "Bikaneri"

MBM King

Chuha - Vibhakar Shrimali
Shikari - Rajesh Agarwal "Yadi"
Answering Machine - Aalok Jain
Guthli - Devendra Kumar Gupta "lloyd"
Gutkha - Satya Prakash Nuwal
Jungle - Furkan Ali Khatri
Lota - Premraj "Bikaneri"
India - Munshi Premchand Kanther "Panther"
Shakha - Jointly Balwinder Singh "Bally" and Nand Kishore Kumawat "Nandoo"
Generator - Ghanshyam Bhagchandani
Chai/Samosa - Amitabh Choudhray

August 4, 2007 - 50 PETians @ Chokhi Dhani, Jaipur

Ajay Gupta - Civil - abhi bhee sharmeele hain
Amitabh Choudhary - Chai aur samose wala
Anil Goyal - from Ganga Nagar
Archana Mehra (Arora) - bahut badal gayee ho
Arvind Vijay - abhi bhee wohi shaant svabhaav
Ashutosh Paliwal - Saint jee

Deepak Jain - a huge surprise like india cricket team
Devendra Gupta lloyd - udham shuru karne wala
Devendra Rustagi - hum saath naa chodenge
Dilip Singh Chowhan - CEO, Chokhi Dhani Meet
Dinesh Agarwal - swad yeh hee jaane

Furkaan ali Khatri - jungle kaa raja

Ghanshyam Gupta - Ex En Sahib, bahut badal gaye hain
Gulshan Kriplani - vaada nibhaya
Ghanshyam Bhagchandani - generator, bina light wala

Harish Sharma - Ajmer se aaya mera dost, wo bhi akela

J K Mohnot - niyam aur plan se chalne wale
Jayanti Lunkad - bindaas
Jayendra S Mehta - agle meet ke liye inka haath thamo

Manoj Chaturvedi - gaana suna kar dil khush kiya
Mukesh Tebriwal - chupke se gudka aaye
Manvendra Choudhary - JDA ka chaand

N K Joshi - kal kahan par milna hai
Narendra Gupta - Depty Director Ka Raub
Neeraj Sharma - Sabse deri se aaye, par photographer ko bahut pasand aaye
Nemi Chand Ajmera - Shaaant like a thandi icecream

Piyush Kumar Gupta - raftar aaj bhi tej hai
Praveen Mehta - Jodhpur Naresh, inkaa bhi haath thamo agle meet ke liye
Premraj - chaand bhee sharma gaya

R P Gupta - chashma utar gaya
Rajesh Seth - pata nahin kahan khoye hue the
Rajeev Bahri - party ka aadha daromadar
Rajeev Saxena - cigarette ki railgadi
Rakesh Sharma "Chajju" - jai ho chokhi dhani kee
Ram Lal Choudhary - Thanedaar
Ramesh Gupta - abhi bhi khuddar
Ramesh Joshi - abhi to mil lo yaar

Satya Prakash Nuwal - sabse bada Gutkha bhaiya
Satveer Singh - akhirkaar IIT fateh kar hi li, bete ne hi sahi aur wo bhi bollywood mein
Syed Irshad Ali - Yes Boss
Snehil Kumar Taparia - Quality Man
Sudhir Banthia - Jwel Thief
Sudhir Soni - polished
Surendra Khandelwal - hum nahin badlenge

Umesh Gupta - Chupa hua chaand

Vijay Prakash Joshi - bahut deri se aaye
Vijay Singh Shekhawat - aapki saadgi ka jawab nahin
Vinod Garg - laga shart
Vishnu Dussad - shyad aakhri entry @ chokhi dhani
Vivek Kalra - Manch Sanchalak

Dost

Yakin pe yakin dilate hain dost
Raah chalte ko BEVKUF banate hain dost
Sharbat bol ke daaru pilte hain dost
Par kuch bhi kaho
Bahut YAAD aate hain DOST

Courtsey - Furkan Ali Khatri "Jumglee"

Sone Walon Ke Liye

aankhen khuli hain
mail padh rahe hain
par jawab nahin de rahe hain

mujhe pata hai aap logon mein se
bahut sa log, bade aadmi hain

bahut busy hain
doston ke liye waqt nahin hai

koi GM hai koi CEO hai koi VP hai
lekin hum bhi dost hain

Courtsey - Aalok Jain

Namak Haraam - Premi ki aur se Bally ko samarpit

arey arey arey na na na...
aaj rapat jaayen toh hamein na uthaiyyo
aaj fisal jaayen toh hamein na uthaiyyo
hamein jo uthaiyyo toh - 2,
khud bhi rapat jaiyyo
ha khud bhi fisal jaiyyo
aaj rapat ha ha aaj rapat jaiyyo toh hamein na uthaiyyo

barsaat mein thi kaha baat aaisi pehli baar barsi barsaat aaisi - 2
kaisi yeh hawa chali, paani mein aag lagi, jaane kya pyas jagi re
bheega yeh tera badan, jagaaye meethi chubhan
nashe mein zoome ye mann re,
kaha hu main mujhe bhi yeh hosh nahi
ha ha ho ho - 2
(aaj behak jaaye toh hosh na dilaiyyo - 2)
hosh jo dilaiyyo toh - 2, khud bhi behak jaiyyo
aaj rapat ha ha aaj rapat jaiyyo toh hamein na uthaiyyo

(baadal mein bijli baar baar chamke
dil mein mere aaj pehli baar chamke) - 2
haseena dari dari, baahon mein simat gayi, seene se lipat gayi re
tujhe toh aya mazaa, tujhe toh aayi haseen, meri toh jaan fasi re
jaanejigar kidhar chali nazar churake
ha ha ho ho - 2
(baat ulajh jaiyyo toh aaj na suljhaiyyo - 2)
baat jo suljhaiyyo toh - 2, khud bhi ulajh jaiyyo
aaj rapat ha ha aaj rapat jaiyyo toh hamein na uthaiyyo

badal se chham chham se sharab barse saawari ghata se shabaab barse-2
boondon ki baji payal, ghata ne chhedi gazal, ye raat gayi machal re
dilon ke raaz khule, fizaa mein rang ghule, jawaa dil khulke mile re
hona tha jo hua wahi ab darana kya
ha ha ho ho - 2
(aaj doob jaaye to hame na bachaiyyo - 2)
(hame jo bachaiyyo toh - 2), khud bhi doob jaiyyo
aaj rapat ha ha aaj rapat jaiyyo toh hamein na uthaiyyo
aaj fisal jaayen toh hamein na uthaiyyo, (ha ha ho ho - 2)

Courtsey - Aalok Jain

aur jo nahin hain rapate
unki tang mein tangarhi arhaeeyo.......

aur phir bhee nahin rapate
to dhakka mar ke giraeeyo......

Courtsey - Balwinder Singh "Bally"

Doston Se

Khushi bhi doston se hai
Gam bhi doston se hai

Takraar bhi doston se hai
Pyar bhi doston se hai

Roothna bhi doston se hai
Manana bhi doston se hai

Baat bhi doston se hai
Misaal bhi doston se hai

Nasha bhi doston se hai
Shaam bhi doston se hai

Zindagi ki shuruvaat bhi doston se hai
Zindagi main mulakaat bhi doston se hai

Mohabbat bhi doston se hai
Inaayat bhi doston se hai

Kaam bhi doston se hai
Naam bhi doston se hai

Khyal bhi doston se hai
Armaan bhi doston se hai

Khvab bhi doston se hai
Maahol bhi doston se hai

Yaadein bhi doston se hai
Mulakaatein bhi doston se hai

Sapne bhi doston se hain
Apne bhi doston se hai

Ya yoon kahoon yaro
Apni to duniya hi doston se hai.

Courtsey - Furkan Ali Khatri "Junglee"

A to Z

A void negative sources, people, places, things and habits.
B elieve in yourself.
C onsider things from every angle.
D on't give up and don't give in.
E njoy life today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow may never come.
F amily and friends are hidden treasures; enjoy their riches.
G ive more than you planned to.
H ang on to your dreams.
I gnore those who try to discourage you.
J ust do it.
K eep trying no matter how hard it seems, it will get easier.
L ove yourself first and most.
M ake it happen.
N ever lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal.
O pen your eyes and see things as they really are.
P ractice makes perfect.
Q uitters never win and winners never quit.
R ead, study and learn about everything important in your life.
S top procrastinating.
T ake control of your own destiny.
U nderstand yourself in order to better understand others.
V isualize it.
W ant it more than anything.
E X cellerate your efforts.
Y ou are unique of all God's creations, nothing can replace YOU.
Z ero in on your target and go for it!

aisee thi vo 4 august 2007 - Premi Bikaneri ke chakshoo se

4 Aug 2007 ko subah subah jab amitabh ko phone kiya to usne bataya ki wo aaj kisi kam se subah 8:30 ko nikal gaya hai. Fir sari amitabh ki wartalap lloyd ko sunai, lloyd bola mein ek ghante mein apna programm batayega aur main tumhari ghanti baja doonga.

Uske baad subah 10 baj BSNL ki meeting thi jo karib 2 ghante mein khatm honi thi. 11 baje lloyd ne kaha, Sidhir Banthia ki jwelley shop per aa jao. Isi dauran rustagi aur MC lloyd ka kidnap kar DS chouhan ke paas le jane lage. maine lloyd ko ghanti ki to usne kaha DSC ke paas pahoocho. main DSC ke paas pahuncha aur uske bad lloyd aur rustagi pahooche MC ko maine pahachana, per rustgi ko nahin.

DSC ke paas chai pee (jo ki amitabh ke hotel se nahin mangayee thi) aur lloyd ke saath chande ka kam sambhala. 3 baje main lloyd ke saath apne thikane per pahoocha, jahan lloyd ka parichay mere parivaar ke saath hua. "lloyd ne kaha, tumhara beta engineer banega".

Sham 4:30 baje main apni ekloti bibi aur lloyd (vichaar to lloyd ko choodne ka tha, par pata nahi kyon us par daya aa gayi) ke saath Chokhi Dhani rawana hua. Sham 5:15 Chokhi Dhani pahuncha, per thi footi kismat chokhi dhani mein, humare swagat ke liye Furki, Bhagchandani aur DSC maujood the.

Hum sab jor se hanse ki 140 logon ke liye khane ka order diya hua aur pahoonche kewal paanch. Uske bad chhape hue biadata form bante char log form bharne lag gaye, hansee mazak ka daur chala, ki ye kya bewkoofi hai, jo aate hi form pakda diye. Wo form main jaldbaji mein bikaner se chhap kar chala tha, Usme ek kami thi ki bhai logon ka to birthday nahi poochha lekin wife ke birthday ka column tha.

Bus Furki aur jo koi aye wo yehi kahe ki ye sab bhai logon ko pitwane ka kam kiya hai. kyonki sabhi log ek dusre ke biwi ko jarur Happy Birthday kahenge, jiski biwi ka birthday hoga wo pitega. Apne bhai log seedhe hai jo apni biwi ka birthday yad nahin rakhate. Is baat ka maza lene mein sbse aage the Furki, Jayanti, Rajesh Seth, DSC, lloyd aur Nuwal.

Sham 6:45 tak, prati minute kisi na kisi bhai ki, akele ya parivar ke saath entry hoti rahi. Sabka, biodata form pakda kar test lete rahe, sabko yehi kaha gaya ki form bharte waqt bhabhiji se nahi poochhna hai. Apne kai bhai log mushkil mein pad gaye.

Gappe marte marte chai -pakode ka anand liya aur tab tak mahilao ki sankhya mein khasa izafa ho gaya. Sabhi mahilayen badi utsukta ke sath sabhi budhau logon ke maze le rahi thi. Humari mitron ko pahachanane mein ho rahi galtiyon ka bhi maza le rahi thi. Sabhi mahilayen ek dusre se azanbi hote hue bhi jaldi ghul-mil gayee.

Sham 7 baje tak karib 95% log hazri laga chuke the.

Fir hum sabhi log bahar stage aur bade dhang se lagi hui kursiyon pr baith gaye. har vyakti ko akelea ya jodi ke ssath, stage per mike ke samne parichay dene ko kaha jisme naam, pata, bachhe aur marriage anniversari ke bare mein compulsory roop se batana hoga . Sabse kathin kam tha biwi se poochhe bina marriage aniversari batana tha. Jisme humare jyadatar bhai logo ne mahilaon ke samne nak katwa di. Kuchh ne to ghar jakar biwi se mar bhi khai hogi. Kuchh bhai log asmanjus mein the ki biwi se poochh kar boloo, kuchh ki pareshani thi bhai logon ki taraf dekh kar boloo ya mahilaon ki taraf ? Kuchh bhai log ladkhadye to bhabhiyon ki hansi chhoot gayee. Bhai log bhi khichai karne mein peechhe nahin the.
Mujhe sabse dar lag raha tha kyonki mail per maine kafi punge le rakhe the.

Kuchch CHATPATTE waqye

1. Apna Narendra Joshi ab ExEn sahab ho gaya hai, Abhi bhi uske gambhir chehare ko dekh hum khoob hanse. Abhi bhi college wali ada gayee nahi. Is liye kahte hai ki "bunder kitna bhi budha ho jaye per chhalang marni nahi chhodga". Iski bhi bahut charbi chad gayee hai.

2. Rajesh Seth ko koi gale nahi mil paya, Masha alla sehat ki wajah se.

3. Ramesh Gupta , Yar apna kaloo, Abhi bhi awaz buland hai, Uchhal kood bhi.

4. Piyush Gupta ki chalne aur baat karne ki adat wohi hai. yani no change.

5. Ghanshyam Bhagchandani aajkal generator ki dookan delhi mein khol kar baitha hua hai. Har kisi se poochh raha tha "yaar tu kya kar raha hai, ek ne jawab diya, dekh nahi raha chai pee raha hoon". Per ek baat bataun isko maine 1 Aug ko khojkar sandesh diya aur bhai 4 Aug ko sab kam chhod kar hazir ho gaya , ye hoti hai yar ki yaari. Dhanya hai aise MBM ke lal.

6. Ram Lal Choudhary patla ho gaya hai aur main us se milkar bahut khus hua. Usne bhi mujhe poora man-samman aur apne muhabbat jattai. Hum dono ne photo bhi khinchwai.

7. Furki mahilaon ke samne baitha, mahilaon ki sankhya badhne per sabhi mahilayen uthkar kone mein chali gayee, To maine DSC ko kaha yaar furki ko bahar kar do , ye mahilaon ko ghoorta hai jis se mahilaon ne jagah change kar li hai.

8. Sabse jyada dikhne, no change aur jawan kewal Jayanti bhai tha, thoda bahut mota hua hai.

9. Rajeev Bahri bahut kamjor njar aa raha tha.

10. Archana late aai, per bahut sunder lag rahi thi. Isne bhi thodi sehat banai hai. Inke
patidev bhi bahut mast maula lage. Kafi khulkar batcheet hui.

11. Gulshan Kriplani ne Kuwait se apne parivaar ke saath aa kar ek alag hi sandesh diya ki hum bhi kisi se kam nahin.

12. Meri, Dinesh Agarwal, MC kee chaand alag hi chamak rahi thi.

13. Deepak Jain ne China se aakar sabko chakit kar diya, yeh aise mahanubhav the jo bina bataye Chokhi Dhani pahunce, sach mein bahut accha laga.